nigga in a headlock

When you are busting for a poo and the tip of your shit sneaks out of your anus and it looks like a nigga in a headlock. Also referred to as a "turtle head".

I was in an exam the other day, and I was busting for a poo when all of a sudden I realised that I had a nigga in a headlock.

by RateMyPoo March 19, 2017

sonc te headhog

he can fast and is best sonic and go so fast and mario suCKs

FSAdsdfsg

sonc te headhog is best and go faster than mario so mario SUCKs!

by Bombh March 18, 2018

For your headtop

Expression used to refer to metaphorically dropping something on someone’s head. Headtop is patois for the crown of someone’s head.

International rapper Drake once said "More chunes for your headtop so watch how you speak on my name“

by Nerrad Jarvihs December 9, 2021

put her through the headboard

when you are hitting it soo hard the girls head bangs the headboard

I put that broad right through my headboard last night

by Jamerz November 26, 2003

hedro-flexible

it's when someone is straight , but may have done things with the same sex. shit happens.

I'm hedro-flexible".... "What does that mean?".... "It means I have a boyfriend, but i've had sex with a girl or two.

by jbj. June 8, 2011

headworthy

Adjective: A word used to describe the action of an individual that would merit a girl performing oral sex on him.

Person A: Dude did you just hit that kid in the head with a full beer from 120 yards?
Person B: Yup.
Person A: Nice, thats headworthy.

Spectator A: Damn Tony Romo's playing like a little bitch.
Jessica Simpson: If he actually gets this touchdown I'd say its headworthy, but if he throws another interception he can suck his own balls.

by dilloe April 20, 2008

Headboard banger

This is where a concussion is given to a girl during rough sex.

I was headboard banging, and my girlfriend closed her eyes, but i only thought she was relaxed, and then when finished she never woke up. Damn -( headboard banger)-

by Headboard banger June 3, 2011