A contraceptive method dating back to the Vikings.
When having sex with a wench who is unsuitable to bear his children, the Viking pulls out and ejaculates on his knuckles then proceeds to punch the wench in the face.
When having sex with a wench who is unsuitable to bear his children, the Viking pulls out and ejaculates on his knuckles then proceeds to punch the wench in the face.
Mike: so what happened with that chick you took home?
Mark: oh not much...we had sex for a while, but i was too lazy to put a condom on, so I ended up just giving her the old viking hammer...
Mike: Pow! Right in the kisser!
Mark: oh not much...we had sex for a while, but i was too lazy to put a condom on, so I ended up just giving her the old viking hammer...
Mike: Pow! Right in the kisser!
by Grinch11 June 21, 2008
Get the Viking Hammer mug.a state of drunkenness after only drinking a little bit, where you think everyone is your friend, you are falling on the ground, you are more obnoxious than usual, you knock drinks out of people's hands, and you are puking in the toilet for the rest of the night. a real bitch move.
That girl is totally hambered!
Dude lets not get too hambered tonight. Everyone will think we are douche bags.
Dude lets not get too hambered tonight. Everyone will think we are douche bags.
by letsnotbehambered November 9, 2010
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When a male closes his eyes while undressed and waves their member back and forth, like a hammerhead shark, in an attempt to locate their mate.
Freddy undressed, closed his eyes, and began hammerhead sharking to find Judy through electroreception.
by GZX959 December 29, 2015
Get the hammerhead sharking mug.I was all excited about going out for tacos and then Mike came in and dropped his boo hammer...now we're having sushi.
I'm dropping the boo hammer; the party's over.
Quit being such a boo hammer.
I'm dropping the boo hammer; the party's over.
Quit being such a boo hammer.
by bassoonenough February 25, 2015
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"I totally felt the Finnish hammer last night with Stephanie "
"I totally felt the Finnish hammer last night with Stephanie "
by MikeXse April 2, 2015
Get the Finnish hammer mug.An organ hammer is a step up from a gut beater. It is able to explore all areas of the uncharted depths planting flags where no man has gone. Causing mini gushers with the intense flag planting throughout the exploration.
Gut beater is what they called me when I was 12. I got this here organ hammer I’m packing around now.
Men having this status often suffer bruising on the inside of the knees. And often develop a lot of not only female but also male stalkers.
Organ hammers are usually better suited for deep hammer taking waterheads.
Men having this status often suffer bruising on the inside of the knees. And often develop a lot of not only female but also male stalkers.
Organ hammers are usually better suited for deep hammer taking waterheads.
by Waterhead N Fireman August 1, 2019
Get the organ hammer mug.When a man masturbates so forcefully while recieveng oral sex that the party giving oral gets punched in the face repeatedly, ususally causing nose/ faceial bone structure damage
"wow dude that chicks face is a mess"
"yea dude we were on pcp and she was sucking my dick last night and i gave her the slide hammer."
"damn, son, you fucked that jaunt up, g! your legit!""
"yea dude we were on pcp and she was sucking my dick last night and i gave her the slide hammer."
"damn, son, you fucked that jaunt up, g! your legit!""
by FUCT UP December 14, 2009
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