A device that when used has the potential to create miniature black holes. Physicist have assured us that this is of no concern, though, for two reasons. One is that these black holes are supposed to evoporate due to Hawking Radiation, which is an unobserved theory. And the other is that if the LHC is capable of producing black holes, cosmic rays should produce miniature black holes frequently when they collide with the atmosphere, which totally ignores the fact that these natural miniature black holes would have velocities much greater than the Earth's escape velocity. So there is a distinct possibility that when this collider fires up in 2007, the Earth could be doomed to be slowly accreted by miniature black holes at the center of the earth. However, you can rest assured that the physicists that are willing to gamble with the functional existence of Earth on the basis that this scenario will not happen do not seem to care.
Firing up the Large Hadron Collider without observational evidence of Hawking Radiation is like not putting enough life boats on the Titanic.
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The past present tense of the word 'had'. This term is used to describe something you are currently doing in the past.
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Landon Kirby is Hope Mikaelson's soulmate and vice versa. They have never loved anyone the way they love each other.
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Landon Kirby is Hope Mikaelson's soulmate and vice versa. They have never loved anyone the way they love each other.
Landon Kirby has been abused by his foster parents and Hope had closed herself off to everyone.
When they met each other, they instantly fell in love and they opened their heart up to each other.
Handon are soulmates because they have a spiritual connection and they understand each other in a way that no one else does. They have a once in a lifetime kind of love.
Landon Kirby had never heard the words "I love you" being said to him before he met Hope Mikaelson.
"I love you, Landon Kirby."
"I love you too, Hope Mikaelson. And i forive you for anything that needs it."
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