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Buff Gruff

Extremely dense and coarse hair around the anus. Individuals with Buff Gruff have difficulty with cleanliness and suffer from dingleberrys.
Jeb was completely turned off when he got a look at his girlfriend's Buff Gruff for the first time. There was enough hair around the oring to knit a posh sweater. So he sent her a waxing.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
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guffaw

Our giggles has turned to guffaws
by slim March 22, 2015
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gruffnut

noun; a piece (or pieces) of faeces stuck in the hair around your anus
"mate, i found the biggest gruffnut last nite"
by james-is-sexy January 19, 2006
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guff

"general unspecified free food"

This is a cooperative term originated in the Ann Arbor Student Cooperatives, specifically in the Michigan House.

Though the term originated to refer to food, it is now expanded to anything that is available for use by anyone, for example, food, blankets, books, and penises.
Hey, are these cookies guff?

Yeah, I made them for everyone last night.
by gufflove September 15, 2010
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guffy

A synonym for procrastination and lack of time or motivation to complete a task in the appropriate time.
Did you finish your paper? No, I did a guffy, but I'll finish it tomorrow!
by Azcan August 18, 2009
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Guffaw

A deep-chested laugh that jowly men with rudy faces give when they smack you on the back way to hard during the country club initiation in an effort to show you that your welcome/they are in charge.
Tom Swanson (ne Svenson) let loose a guffaw when Adiel began drunkenly singing the opening score from "Les Mes" due to its sheer novelty; the laugh itself was deep and rich and also a tad homoerotic, but in a genial and manly way.
by Chester Monrow February 25, 2009
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Guff

Over-inflated information, bordering on superfluous or wholly irrelevant.

Origins: Onomatopoeic word describing a fart that starts with a short, low musical note, followed by a more prolonged, muffled “fffffh”, usually achieved by sitting on office furniture.
"Never read the manual, it's usually just guff in twenty languages."
by Um Kazaar March 27, 2003
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