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originally, someone who makes furniture with an axe

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Axes are overrated.
The other person who did this (the one with the mock html tags) is very clever. Nice :)
by Dharya9 December 3, 2003
mugGet the originally, someone who makes furniture with an axemug.
A person that acts like they are crazy or disturbed
You know Eddie you have more loose screws than ikea furniture.
by Cloyde December 8, 2017
mugGet the You have more loose screws than ikea furnituremug.

Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass

1. An expression a parent, guardian, or friend uses to tell another person to put down their furniture or there will be consequences

2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture
1. John: *sees his child using a chair to charge at his older brother*
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"

Child: Ok.

2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?

Justin: A treasure chest.

Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.

Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!
by theblimpmaster23 July 19, 2022
mugGet the Put my furniture back before I beat yo assmug.

Hooker Furniture

An actual furniture store/ brand...where you can purchase (among other things), a one nightstand.
That Hooker Furniture store is really high end. They have lots of bedroom options. And cater to a variety of tastes.
by Olive989 March 25, 2023
mugGet the Hooker Furnituremug.

bindal Furniture

One of best Furniture store in gwalior.
Bindal Furniture provides variety of large Furniture.

Living room Furniture, Bedroom Furniture, Modular Furniture, Kitchen & Interior Desiging.

Wholesale and Retail Furniture shop near Sachin Tendulkar road, Hurawali.

For more information please visit Instagram and facebook .
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Bindal Furniture: A complete Furniture Solution
by Furniturefan November 23, 2021
mugGet the bindal Furnituremug.

Furniture

We had some fun with the furniture
by Fuckmeassandcallmebetty September 15, 2019
mugGet the Furnituremug.

Indoor Furniture

Indoor Furniture is slang for a girls box in guy lingo. Ask a brother how the girl's indoor furniture feels and you are effectively asking "how'd the inside of her vagina feel?"

Other common uses:
"Did you get to see the indoor furniture?"

"Was the indoor furniture comfortable?"
"I spilled all over her indoor furniture!"
She had some raggity indoor furniture (She was not well groomed)
Her indoor furniture was kind of slippery (She's a squirter)
Her indoor furniture was really worn! (Man, she loose as hell)
by MattMastaP June 12, 2015
mugGet the Indoor Furnituremug.

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