originally, someone who makes furniture with an axe

The original definition of Hacker
hacker

Axes are overrated.

The other person who did this (the one with the mock html tags) is very clever. Nice :)

by Dharya9 December 03, 2003

You have more loose screws than ikea furniture

A person that acts like they are crazy or disturbed

You know Eddie you have more loose screws than ikea furniture.

by Cloyde December 08, 2017

Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass

1. An expression a parent, guardian, or friend uses to tell another person to put down their furniture or there will be consequences

2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture

1. John: *sees his child using a chair to charge at his older brother*
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"

Child: Ok.

2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?

Justin: A treasure chest.

Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.

Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!

by theblimpmaster23 July 19, 2022

furniturized

this word means that your home is well furnished. it’s basically an acronym.

your home is well furniturized!

by Rhea Suidan June 17, 2022

Hooker Furniture

An actual furniture store/ brand...where you can purchase (among other things), a one nightstand.

That Hooker Furniture store is really high end. They have lots of bedroom options. And cater to a variety of tastes.

by Olive989 March 26, 2023

Indoor Furniture

Indoor Furniture is slang for a girls box in guy lingo. Ask a brother how the girl's indoor furniture feels and you are effectively asking "how'd the inside of her vagina feel?"

Other common uses:
"Did you get to see the indoor furniture?"

"Was the indoor furniture comfortable?"
"I spilled all over her indoor furniture!"

She had some raggity indoor furniture (She was not well groomed)
Her indoor furniture was kind of slippery (She's a squirter)
Her indoor furniture was really worn! (Man, she loose as hell)

by MattMastaP June 10, 2015

Kentucky furniture treatment

Verb: to leave something on the side of the Ride In a state where no one will claim it

We gave our old dog sparky the Kentucky furniture treatment

by goodisfed December 17, 2022