funktastic

a higher level of fantastic, on par with craptastic, cept it's good.
when something is supremely funky, it may be deemed funktastic

that guy playing the sax is just funktastic. that guy playing the washtub bass, however, is craptastic.

by spanky July 15, 2003

Fucktastrophy

A castastrophy so large as to be immeasurable or unfathomable

The USA in the year 2020 became a fucktastrophy due to a novel corona virus and the incompetent federal response.

by Debdem September 22, 2020

Fucktangular

A situation that was complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways

Joe: How did your vacation go?
Norman: Fucktangular don't ask

by OMGitscarl December 4, 2018

fucktart

A FUCKTART is someone who leaves you with literally a sour taste in your mouth after they leave your presence and who generally needs to have themselves FUCKED.

I was just in a meeting with Tibirius... he's a real FUCKTART!

by Jenny Malkona July 24, 2002

Fanktank

Fanktank is a combination of two popular complimentary words, fantastic and thank you. It originates from a conversation in a Pizza Hut wherein a patron, upon wanting to thank the waitress, accidentally said "Fanktank" instead of "Fantastic, Thank you!" It has become a local phenomenon with the help of Facebook.

"Fantank, America! Fanktank!"

by Salience May 28, 2009

Fucktape

A pornographic recording, mainly used in reference to pornography on a VCR tape.

Woman: "Stop watching that fucktape while we make love"
Man: "Maybe if we fucked instead of made love then I wouldn't have a need to watch the fucktape""

by Strumpet November 8, 2007

fucktardary

This is the classification category for all things related to or appearing to have originated as an action only obviously enacted by one bearing the label of fucktard. See also fucking retard

The concept of ebonics was banished into fucktardary almost as soon as it was publicly introduced.

by Robert Frates August 31, 2005