Floral Park

The lamest town ever.
Takes pride in being a green town.
The town animal is a squirrel, and the town tree is a maple.
Those from other areas think its the shiz, but no one really knows why. Bc its not.
Lots of people smoke. Lots of people are emo. And some are ghetto. and i am a wigga.

Dont come to Floral Park bc we'll shoot you.

by KTrain and BR July 24, 2008

flurtle

A flurtle is a common name for Flurtulous Sprumbulous - it is a flying turtle with wings that come from either side of the shell and can fly at speeds up to 70 miles an hour.

Wow! Look at that flurtle go!

by Jonathan Dixon January 27, 2005

floral park

a town full of a of teen s who think there invincible or think god doesn't exist or there all so rebellious even though there in there own group and its also full of obama loving fanatics and commies and kids who don't care if a north Korean nuke is pointed at their country and if i had the chance i would take a Kalashnikov and kill them all. and there's more they think twilight is actual piece of literature and war and peace is to long to read they also take their American freedoms for granted and think acting black will get rid of there white skin and the same thing goes to the so called women and whores in the town also the school is full of white kids who wont stand up against the niggers and spics also dbags who are bunch pieces of living human shit

B:oh I'm going to floral park Sunday

C:really bring a cyanide capsule if it gets bad

by wn1488zh August 15, 2009

floral

The act of receiving oral from the filthiest mouth you can find. The term is derived from the "flora" that have colonized the mouth of the hobo that just choked on your member.

I got me some five-dollar floral from the hobo lady that lives in the dumpster around the corner.

by Painname July 6, 2014

Floral park

A small town in Nassau county. If you don't know where that is, it's by garden city. Floral park consists of goths, druggies, alcoholics, and faggots. The kids in floral park have a population of most black and Indians. The town is known for underage drinking. They think they are good at lax but they all suck and are fat.

Garden city girl: EW what is that girl wearing?!?'
Garden city girl number 2: I don't know, but she looks poop, must be from floral park.

by Anonymous smith January 21, 2013

floral asshat

A person whom you have had a deep, intimate relationship with, yet decided to rip your heart out at the wrong place and wrong time. Usually the person you had the most enjoyable relationship with and the worst breakup."

John: She really broke my heart, it just came out of nowhere.
Sam: She must be a real floral asshat.
John: I guess she is.

by DeathlySquid August 13, 2016

flurglehammer

A flurglehammer is a mix between a flat tire and a tank.

Man: aw man, I just got a flurglehammer

by Ablad May 21, 2018