Human Flapjacking

Two people sexually pressing their bodies together with syrup between them (butter optional) while masturbating each other.

Bill: You want Aunt Jemima or Mrs Buttersworth?
Bill 2: For what?
Bill: I thought we were going to try Human Flapjacking tonight?
Bill 2: Oh shit, that’s right. Get some Buttersworth. Speaking of, don’t forget some butter.
Bill: Margarine ok?
Bill 2: No, Bill, it is not. I have standards.

by Wolf Edmunds December 7, 2019

Rusty Flapjack

When a man covers his flaccid penis with his partner's dandruff and proceeds to insert it into his partner.

"This girl had major dandruff right? And a couldn't get hard! Well some of her dandruff got on my dick and I still stuck it in her. Call that the Rusty Flapjack"

by Bill Butlicker November 18, 2021

Norwegian Flapjacks

When you dip your testicles in maple syrup and proceed to cover your friends morning pancakes with the testicle syrup.

I served some Norwegian Flapjacks to my buddies this morning. They were picking pubes out of their teeth for hours.

by Daddypengy April 19, 2022

PENILE CHOCOLATE FLAPJACK

When you're having anal sex with a female and you get erectile dysfunction during intercourse and your dick goes into the shape of a square and when you pull it out the tip is covered in shit looking like a slice of chocolate flapjack

I had anal for the first time last night and when I pulled out I went full penile chocolate flapjack

by Fuckknuckles November 4, 2016

mexican flapjack

When a male ejaculates onto a womans back, lets it dry, then proceeds to peel the product off her back and make her eat it.

Dwet made a mexican flapjack on Daggie's back.

by Eric Lex December 10, 2007

flapjacked

befuddled, pwned

u just got flapjacked

by sam_0123 December 17, 2008

Flapjack pattywhack

When you ejaculate onto your lover's butt cheek and tell them their flapjack is ready...they turn around to eat it and you slap their ass as hard as you can exploding the pleasure juices everywhere!

My girlfriend said she was hungry during morning sex so I gave her a flapjack pattywhack.

by dab7713 July 6, 2016