Bexercise

The Method of Exercising in bed, doing presses, sit ups or other activities that require you to be in a horizontal position. Not To Be Confused with Sexercise.

'Last Night I did six hours of Bexercise, I Feel Like i just went ten rounds with all mighty thor!'

by The Lightbulb's Switch. October 8, 2015

Sexercise

When you are using sex to make yourself more fit.

I'm so fat! I need to hop on my boyfriend's dick and sexercise all these calories off.

by Brice August 11, 2016

sexercise

When the sex is a great physical workout you take care of two needs at the same time; getting laid and daily exercise

man that mia should teach a class on sexerciseshe totally gave me such a workoutI don't need to go to the gym and the sexwas awesome!

by mia.dancer February 11, 2017

Exercise Shrinkage

When the male Penis shrinks due to Intense athletic work.

My workout was intense this morning. I stripped naked after working out and my penis looked horrible... Exercise Shrinkage it's not a myth...

by Word assembly worker #45 June 7, 2018

Sexercise

When one performs an exercise such as push ups, crunches, bicep curls, etc. mid-sexual intercourse.
Approved by Jeff Cavaliere from Athleanx.com

Aron: “Bro last night I started doing push ups on this chicks back fucking her doggystyle lmao.”
Oren: “Ah yes, Sexercise.”

by YTB - Yeah The Boys December 21, 2019

exercise

printing it out and bringing it over during the 40 minutes so I have the bare minimum of an excuse if anyone asks With the GPU of course

Get that gooooooooooodddd exercise

by LordMace December 7, 2020

Flexercising

When someone preforms a physical often outdoorsy activity, but not for self-betterment but only to either A) use as a tinder picture, or B) flex on their followers of any other social media platform. In other words they only reason they went on that hike was to get a picture of themselves, not because they enjoy hiking.

Wow, I can't believe Johnny went on another hike, I thought he didn't like hiking.

He doesn't like hiking, he's just flexercising because he thinks it will help him get girls.

by Lilstretchy April 22, 2021