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shard farming

Popular parlor game enjoyed by tweakers and crack heads alike.(sometimes known as carpet farming)Whereas said tweaker..(with or without a flashlight) obsessively searches for a renegade piece of dope that may or may not exist.
The last time we invited him over he was shard farming for about 3 hours.
by Maak4060 May 10, 2016
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target farting

when you purposely aim your fart at another individual
im going to be target farting Dylan right in his face once he falls asleep
by martang mang December 19, 2006
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farking

1) To rework a photo with an editing program such as Photoshop and then to post it on the web, mainly to Fark.com

2) Sexual relations

3) Wasting time on Fark
"Contest is open only to entries of actual, unaltered screenshots with no additional editing (including, but not limited to, Photoshopping, "FARKing" and/or other form of digital enhancement...) --Everquest II rules

"I was farking my lover before realizing I should have been at work."

"I spent all day farking on the internet."
by Lace Valentine January 28, 2005
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Gold Farming

The practice of making video game currency and then selling it to other players for real life money. Many of these players who engage in this are from countries such as China, South Korea, and Vietnam.
Gold farming sucks, no I don't want to buy your 1000 gold for $12.95.
by AFTiggerIntel February 8, 2009
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Farting in an elevator

When you comment on a facebook or reddit thread (usually of political discourse) with a vicious and worthless comment that is only meant to make the rest of the commenters angry for the sake of being a dick. You just say your comment and leave, with no intention of engaging in the conversation.

Like farting in an elevator of strangers as you walk off at your floor, leaving them to deal with your ugly stench.

i.e. When a Hillary person randomly goes on a Bernie person's facebook page thoughtfully discussing healthcare news and leaves a comment like, "You are all a bunch of socialists and you're the reason we have Trump!", or a conservative just goes on a liberals' page and calls them all a bunch of "libtards" and neither respond to questions or comments, that's like farting in an elevator.
I promote thoughtful political discourse on this thread with articulate responses. No farting in this elevator.

The Reddit subgroup "ChangeMyView" has the best rules for keeping people from farting in an elevator.
by BruceLeah July 27, 2017
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Karma Farming

The act of saying or doing good for the explicit reason of increasing ones own karma.

Planting 'Karma Seeds'.
"Need to do some Karma Farming this afternoon, I'll go wish everyone has a good day on facebook"

"That guy is really Karma Farming with all the volunteer hours he's put into Food Bank"
by nigelh October 11, 2009
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Sleep Farming

(1) The phenomonian in which the urban farmer participates in farmville while dozing or falling off to sleep.

OR

(2) A farmville-induced coma.
(1) Example:

Crap! Last night I must've accidentally deleted my barn while sleep farming on farmville! Now I have to ask all my neighbors to send me bricks and wooden boards all over again!

(2) Example:

Phone rings.

Person 1: Hey, Tim can you get that? I'm in the middle of a report.

Tim: (silence accompined by a blank stare)

Person 1: Tim? ...What's wrong with Tim?

Person 2: Oh, Tim? He's not gonna get that phone. He's sleep farming.

Person 1: What's that?

Person 2: You know, a farmville-coma

Person 1: Ooohhhh... I guess I'll get the phone then.
by [farmville freak] July 5, 2010
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