fartair

The stuff a hand dryer blows on your hands right before you eat!

I can't beleive this cheap ass resturant does not have paper towels and I have to blow fartair on my hands right before I eat.

by Weapon12 May 12, 2010

fartpalm

When you facepalm with a hand you just farted on. Useful in analysis of the fart's contents. Especially potent when wearing knitted gloves or mittens.

I just fartpalmed and now my nose is burning. I have got to lay off the 4-alarm chili.

Ugh, dude! That's nasty. Fartpalm on your own time dude, not while i'm trying to enjoy my nachos!

by SoundSamK November 12, 2013

fartpartment

when you fart and it doesn't smell right away, but when you move, the fart escapes either a blanket, a baggy pair of pants, etc. The space where the fart hides is called the "fartpartment".

Clay: I accidentally let one slip as i was falling asleep. When i rolled over 20 min later and i got a brief, but intense whiff.

Ruben: It must have been hanging out in the fartpartment

by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS June 20, 2014

fartarrhea

Occurs when a person underestimates their own fart, thinking it is just gas but lets the fart out and diarrhea also sprays out usually making a big mess.

Tracy sat on the couch. She felt a big fart coming. She shrugged and slowly let it out. After she farted, she felt better but she noticed her underwear felt wet and her pants had a big brown stain along with the couch. That's when she realized it and said "damn i had a case of fartarrhea and shit myself"!

by jokester75 March 13, 2014

Faptation

The person or persons that rotate in your mind when you masturbate

Jane is so hot i m going to add her to my Faptation.

by Are ehm jay January 9, 2015

Fartard

1: a fart that turns out to be poop

2: synonym of frick or fuck

3: a retard that has less intelligence than poop

1: "Ew I thought it was just a fart but I just dropped a fartard!"

2: "OH FARTARDS"

*drops something* "Fartards I dropped my mom's favorite plate."

3: "Stop acting stupid you look like a fartard."

by Sgt. Studmuffin August 7, 2017

fartaneous

Describing an occurrence of two people farting simultaneously.

After their dinner of rice and beans, Pat and Jean passed gas fartaneously, much to their surprise and amusement.

by Popo4242 December 18, 2017