Famestatic

A person who is constantly bragging about clout or fame.

“Dude, that girl in 4th period is so famestatic!”
“I knowww!! It gets so annoying!”

by Bestie_is_ac October 27, 2019

faceship

a term that describes when one flies a great distance and lands on their face, often skidding several meters with severe pain and humiliation

doctor: what happened?
stoner: he did a faceship, with his face, and i laughed
doctor: yeah, i laughed too
wounded person: (dies of severe facial injury)

by thepumaman November 29, 2011

Facesurf

to recreationally swipe through online dating profiles

She facesurfs on Tinder when she's bored but doesn't respond to any of her messages

by CThumbelina July 30, 2016

Facesaver

An individual who makes a habit out of saving face. This person will do everything in their power to avoid admitting their mistakes or face embarrassment or shame as a result of their own doing. He/she lives in a fairytale world where it’s normal to just ignore the hurt caused by the crummy things he/she does to others. When a “fight or flight” situation occurs, the facesaver is known to usually choose the flight option.

Kenny is such a facesaver. He never owns up to his fuckups. He just expects everyone to forget the dumbass things he does and act like everything’s great when clearly it’s not. Instead of being a man and admitting he fucked up, he just runs away anytime he is confronted with the bullshit he caused! Kenny is the epitome of a facesaver!

by CloudKeeper December 27, 2019

Facesim

It is the act of judging or discriminating others based on how they look

Subject A: I'd go talk to her butshe's not that pretty

Subject B : isn't that facesim?

by Blue crayonnn June 25, 2020

Fakescription

The act of subscribing to a newsletter to get that 10% discount, then unsubscribing the minute you've made your purchase.

“YES, of course I want your newsletter. Just kidding, that was a fakescription, but thanks for the 10% discount.”

by Leijonhufvud94 August 18, 2020

Ball Fakes

A lacrosse term, mainly for offense man. Its the act of camouflaging the ball into a flying man eating unicorn, so the defenseman will be confused. Once you are done having fun with the defenseman you turn the man eating unicorn into the ball and you rip. This skill will win championships guaranteed.

The team worked on Ball Fakes for practice.

by lax brother bear June 22, 2011