fanny pube session

A gathering of two or more people to discuss, compare and show each other their fannys. It helps if you are good friends.

Participants in these meetings are usually fans of getting it waxed. Discussions tend to revolve around:

-smooth results after waxing
-how much one gets taken off
-ingrown hairs and how to remove them

There is usually a practical element so make sure you bring your tweezers!

Gatherings can be planned or spontaneous, but be warned: bushes are frowned upon.

"I've got a nasty ingrown, what should I do about it?"

"Let's have a fanny pube session and decide together."

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"I came home and walked in on all my flatmates having a fanny pube session."

by LHAFPS March 17, 2011

Fanny Tap

When a girl is on her period and shes bleeding really heavy. Comparing the amount of blood lost to water coming out of a running tap.

Girl 1#: Hey whats up?
Girl 2#: My fanny tap is leaking real bad.

by rocket-roller May 9, 2011

Fanny shadowing

When women can’t let men organise a group dinner or weekend on their own terms and collaborate separately to make shadow plans and agree logistics. The women consequently voluntarily take on the burden of making arrangements and perpetuate outdated gender roles.

“Hey Hun, the boys said they would organise our get together but noone’s done anything and it’s , shall we say Saturday 6pm at yours?”
“No Hun, let them sort it out, no good ever comes from fanny shadowing.”

by Frida99 November 8, 2018

baggy fanny

a vagina that hangs low , also considered a ham sandwich

mia, you have such a baggy fanny

by lollylucy1234555 February 28, 2017

fannying

To mess about, to waste time on needless activities, largely resulting in a commendable achievment of fuck all. Often causing lateness. Also called "fannying about" by the more conservative of you. Females specialise in fannying, hence the term "fanny". However there are famous males such as George Bush who bear the hallmarks of fannying. The Iraq war being one of George Bush's most famous incidents of fannying about.

1. "I'm sorry, but to me foreplay is just beating around the bush. It's too much fannying about for my liking."
2."Oi, Ieaun, no fannying this time, we meet at twelve! Not a quarter to one or in another life as insects who only live for a day! Which you'd spend fannying!"

by No Name Johnny September 22, 2005

fanny flutters

Fanny flutters is when you see someone and get a slight tingling sensation in your private area. It could suggest you could have some sort of have sexual chemistry with them and want so have sexual interactions with them to or just find them extremely attractive

“Omg he gives me the fanny flutters”

by mssexexpert May 13, 2018

fanny farts

an emission of wind from a woman's vagina - often occurs after vigorous doggy style sex.

" his cock slipped out accompanied by a moist fanny fart"

by Spycho August 5, 2003