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executive eyebrow

The act of raising one eyebrow in a questioning or intimidating gesture.
When she said she had never swallowed for a guy before, I stared at her with the executive eyebrow until she admitted she always swallows...
by Mr.Beyonce December 10, 2015
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executive Friday

n. Any day of the week, usually a Friday or Monday, where you decide to suddenly call in sick or take a vacation day out of a sense of entitlement and pure, unadulterated laziness.

v. To take an executive Friday
I have an important meeting early this morning and people are going to be really upset if I'm not there, but the urge to sleep in is overwhelming. Looks like I'll be taking an executive Friday.
by misskj March 15, 2009
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Executive Goth

1. A person who is dressed in clothing of a gothic nature that would be considered appropriate (or borderline appropriate) for wear during business hours

2. A sexy, smart, and successful individual who dresses to impress with gothic accents, while still adhering to the common clothing guidelines of "business professional." May be modified slightly with a dash of "whore" if you are FUCKING AWESOME.
An Executive goth might wear tailored black suits and funky ties, black pencil skirts, fishnets, patent leather platform high heels and fitted jacket, a perfectly ironed black, or black with an accent color button down shirt with a small under bust corset
by kellymfdm March 5, 2011
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executive box

That executive box has a hot bitchy resting face.
by iflyaround March 28, 2016
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executive assistant

Being a glorified bitch boy. They often refer to themselfs
as the "E.A." . However a nutless monkey can do his
job.
The Managers sent the Executive Assistant to pick up their
$400.00 shoes from the store.
by button pusher March 19, 2011
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executive order

Unless its Trumps E.O. and a bunch of American hating Americans against him. Executive orders are orders issued by United States Presidents and directed towards officers and agencies of the Federal government of the United States. Executive orders have the full force of law, based on the authority derived from statute or the Constitution itself.
Trump signed a second executive order to save us.However obama's home state's federal judge the china looking guy blocked it.
by jayn3al March 19, 2017
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Executive Stiletto

To be sabatoged by a higher ranking company official(s) in order to get you to resign because they have no plausable way to terminate you and are threatened by your possible success.
Mr. Jones is playing a game of executive stiletto. He knows I can do my job and do it well. The highers ups know who really produces for the company and he feels threatened by my performance.
by MrsH04 July 24, 2011
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