dickspan

Another word for the measure of the male sexual organ.

John's a great boyfriend, sure, but his dickspan is lacking...

Alex's dickspan exceeded my expectations!

by lustylinguist July 12, 2011

dicksand

The lust a guy or girl feels for another when they're blown away by them emotionally.

The term used by Rebel Wilson promoting the film 'How to be Single' on the Graham Norton Show in February 2016. Quicksand - dick-sand: get it?

One look at the guy and I was in dicksand, my mouth dry, knees going out from under me, my heart pounding like a jungle drum.

by senatorex September 15, 2016

dickstalgia

When you suddenly miss a good dick that you used to have.

I still think of my ex and it only gives me dickstalgia.

by MrNOT August 5, 2016

Dickstinct

The judgement of a males penis based off on instinct.

"He has a big dick, I trust my dickstincts"

by Dinoxrawr1234 July 26, 2016

Dickstinguished

When one looks good with some grey in the beard or hair. Distinguished, respectable, but, the plumbing is not up to spec anymore. Alas, one's dick ....is ...extinguished.

Sam, nice beard! Very dickstinguished!

by KBK665 January 12, 2017

Dickstract

Process of Extraction of a dick

Emily - " OMG I found my boyfriend cheating on me"
Shae - babe you better dickstract him

by Kleanere October 4, 2018

Dickskate

When somebody is a dick head and a cheapskate at the same time

He was such a dickskate.

by Five cent March 1, 2019