drunk tank

Chiefly US slang. Police custody cell, in particular, where the drunk and disorderly are held until sober.

"It was Christmas Eve babe. In the drunk tank, an old man said to me..." Lyrics from "A Fairytale Of New York" by The Pogues.

by gavaan September 7, 2005

Paul Wall Drunk

To be as intoxicated as Paul "Face-Sitter" Wall. To be uncontrolably drunk, and have no sense of balance or control of your actions. To generally have no standards for women, and to really only require that her belly does not stick out further then her boobs. To repeatly scream "I'm not drunk" and other various racial slurs. To be drunk enough to scream "Piggly Wiggly" at near by police officers.

Muc: Yo J, what did you do last night?
J-Bone: Aww man, I was fucked up, I got Paul Wall Drunk!
Muc: Oh no. What did you do?
J-Bone: Got kicked out of 4 bars downtown, got in a fight, used the N word accidently twice, then met up with this girl...
Muc: How big?
J-Bone: Aww man, not that big, she passed the test.
Muc: Paul Wall Drunk. Good job.

by YoUKnoW99 April 20, 2008

sleepy drunk

When youre so so tired you act kinda drunk, even tho you had no drinks at all.

You say stuff that make no sense and sometimes dont even remember you said it.

Dani: so yesterday you answered my text saying "my my girl?" Like wtf was that?
Larry: Really??? I had no idea, im sorry. I guess i was sleepy drunk...

by shrekie<3panda April 3, 2010

one eye open drunk

Preface: This can't just be me. Ok, Def. When You have drank enough that it is inexplicably comfortable to watch TV or read with just one eye open. To open both eyes actually reduces the quality of visual perception. This stage occurs before any feeling of sickness, but well past the point of which "good judgement" is a consideration.

I'm one eye open drunk and feeling pretty great about it.

by Wordsmithin June 20, 2017

Drunk Friends

A person with whom you appear to be great friends with while drunk, but the next day you don't even acknowledge that you know each other.

I went into the night not knowing anyone, but when I left I was drunk friends with half the people there. I gave most of them hugs when I left.

It was pretty awkward at school today. I was drunk friends with Jack last night, but I didn't even say hi to him at school.

by irishrugby77 January 18, 2011

Happy Drunk

A person whom one enjoys being around when intoxicated.
If someone is funny, they are usually funnier as a happy drunk.
The opposite of an angry drunk.
Happy drunks tend to talk a LOT and are impossible to shut up.

Guy: "dude, that brunette chick from last night rocked!"
Other Guy: "Yeah man, she's such a happy drunk, it's awesome!"

by erkdoodle January 20, 2009

drunk resolution

When drunk you start to have doubts and regrets, you decide you wont drink so much again, or you will start dieting/exercising these resolutions feel like new years until you wake up the next day and either have forgotten about them or give up on them.

Bill: Man I'm totally getting up early tomorrow and hitting the gym!

Next day Bill wakes up at noon and eats leftover pizza and watches TV and realizes hes made yet another drunk resolution

by Danthor March 22, 2009