iceland lumberjack

When a man puts an ice pack on his dick until it’s gets cold then yells timberr as he proceeds to smack his partner with his wood

“I hit my girl with an Iceland lumberjack jays night!”

by Widdokiddo October 12, 2018

Gay Lumberjack

Every halloween bears dress as lumberjacks because they already own a flannel shirt, so its inexpensive. Also they usually get booty shorts because they want to be slutty.

Jeff its going as a gay Lumberjack again.. ugh please more originallity

by xFlytrap October 21, 2018

Fabio Lumberjack of Hotness

A small Brazillian man (boy) who thinks he is a god when it comes to women, drinking and powerlifting. While in fact he would be more suited as an Oompa Loompa being pegged by a weeb.

Fabio Lumberjack of Hotness, nah more like midget man and his little chopper of cheese

by The Tired Engineer December 8, 2019

Lumberjackin

To masturbate while pooping for max efficiency thereby working with your hands while producing logs.

Yusef: "Every time I poop I masturbate real quick because if I’m already gettin rid of stuff I might as well finish the job."

Crowd: "Lumberjackin rules!"

by Trombonafide October 2, 2018

French Lumberjack

A sexual act in which, after yelling "Timber!", one person penetrates the other's anus with a fresh baguette.

If I give you a French Lumberjack in the middle of a forest and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

by Pop Tart Cat Puke July 22, 2012

Sunrise lumberjack

A sunrise lumberjack is someone who gets multiple simultaneous boners in the morning, everyday.

Person 1: "I pride myself on being a sunrise lumberjack."
Person 2: "That's fucking gross Chris."

by Moose Herdz March 30, 2017

Russian Lumberjack

When a Russian girl is sucking your cock, you say something that pisses her off and she responds by chomping your cock(wood) off.

Kisha was giving me some great head, I called her a dirty slut and she took it the wrong way and gave me the Russian lumberjack leaving me cockless.

by JUGGG!!!! April 15, 2019