Cranky Pants

a type of rather unsociable fellow who spends his miserable life saving his farts in milk bottles and putting on puppet shows with his penis.

don't get too near that cranky pants, you might catch something.

by crank meister December 7, 2006

punch a cranky

taking a dump of epic proportions; a variation of punch a grumpy.

See you on the other side; I have to punch a cranky.

by aristo July 5, 2009

Cranny

The result of a cranberry colliding at high speeds with a granny (grandmother). It has a fruity taste but wit ha hint of soap and denture cream mixed in. It is still considered a fruit, but not good to eat.

That's one plump cranny, dude.
Man, my cranny exploded on me the other day and now I'm all sticky.

by anonymousturtle3 December 18, 2009

cranny

cranny is a big headed freak wiv big ugly balti stained teeth man!! smells aswell

yo wots dat smell man?!
must be cranny

by bil April 25, 2005

Cranleigh

An irrational hatred of everyone and everyhthing.

I was wondering why I was feeling cranleigh until I realised I had not had my fix of caffeine yet.

by WitchBurner April 24, 2004

Crandy

The art of masturbation while utilizing a freshly opened can of cranberry sauce.

Todd was so happy his mom bought 2 cans of cranberry sauce, so after dinner he could give himself a crandy.

by Jimbo6 November 27, 2017

nook and cranny

the vigina of course, what else could it mean?

Her lovely nook and cranny was something to behold.

by never, never stop thinking May 27, 2017