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A sport. The rapid movement of the male gonads in a vertical rigorous motion against the bark of a tree. If your balls explode, you lose. But if the tree bark comes off you win.
The man lost the game of eporleum and and his gonads.
by Bil March 23, 2004

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when u remove "one" of ur gonads from the "herd"
i cut one from the herd by playing eporleum
by Bil April 09, 2004

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cranny is a big headed freak wiv big ugly balti stained teeth man!! smells aswell
yo wots dat smell man?!
must be cranny
by bil April 25, 2005

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a hot jewish girl hot hebrew honey
nately portman
by bil March 07, 2004

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