The sexual position and act of stepping on your partner's neck and either tea-bagging them or the partner performing fellatio. May crush the partner's windpipe, so take caution when you perform this act.
Dave: Hey man, what happened last night?
Pete: I performed a chimpanzee choke on my girlfriend and crushed her windpipe, she's on life support now.
Dave: Was it worth it?
Pete: Totally.
Pete: I performed a chimpanzee choke on my girlfriend and crushed her windpipe, she's on life support now.
Dave: Was it worth it?
Pete: Totally.
by SomeDudeInTarget October 3, 2018
This one-liner may be used during an alien invasion, especially when you're a badass who is out to kill the beasts from outer space.
It is also possible to get the phrase as a dirty joke, according to the youtube celebrity Jesse Cox from the youtube channel "OMFGcata", who first came up with this sentence during his playthrough of the game "Crysis 2".
It is also possible to get the phrase as a dirty joke, according to the youtube celebrity Jesse Cox from the youtube channel "OMFGcata", who first came up with this sentence during his playthrough of the game "Crysis 2".
You kill an alien with your mere hands. You mention that you are choking a squidhead. You throw his corpse away.
by FancyTophatDude September 14, 2011
Person 1: "fuck bro i just reverse choked Sungglow 3mod"
Person 2: "damn bro, how much pp did you get?"
Person 1: "727"
Person 2: "damn bro, how much pp did you get?"
Person 1: "727"
by PekkaBoo July 22, 2021
While giving a blow job, the man rams his dick too far down the women's throat, causing her to vomit all over the male's dick.
"Did you hear about Laura last night? She Chuning Choked!"
"Oh man! That must of been messy for Johnny!"
"Oh man! That must of been messy for Johnny!"
by Tacobutt June 10, 2014
The "Vader choke" is the act of grabbing someone by their throat with one hand and lifting them of the ground into the air. This must be done with pure strength alone, it does not count if the victim can touch anything but the the offender. This is named after Darth Vader, famous for performing the move in the first Star Wars movie. It is a supreme display of strength and bad-assery.
1. If these minions refuse to tell me what I want I may have to Vader choke a bitch
2. I could have just stabbed him with my sword, but I decided to Vader choke them instead, nobody else crossed me after that.
2. I could have just stabbed him with my sword, but I decided to Vader choke them instead, nobody else crossed me after that.
by Adroa July 14, 2009
When someone owes someone else money and doesn't pay, that person must proceed to choke a bitch. Most often used in the scenario of a pimp and a hoe
Wayne Brady: What's this? Mr. Benjamin looks lonely.
Hoe: Sorry daddy.
Wayne Brady: Sorry? Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
!?
Hoe: Sorry daddy.
Wayne Brady: Sorry? Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
!?
by therealsuperman8 February 9, 2009
Term used at auto dealerships to describe supplemental life insurance that is sold during the part of the sale where the financing is arranged. This type of insurance would pay off your loan if you die, it is a source of "back end" profit" for the dealer.
"That customer was a total lay-down; he bought Slip & Trip (a similar disability insurance), Choke & Croak and Rust & Dust (paint protection)
by St. Jerome December 9, 2008