used after one has had a skateboard, bicycle or rail smash into ones testicals, causing great amounts of pain, in some cases vomiting and even "broken balls disorder"
"Mark really Defected his children on that missed double peg"
"My brother defected the children after he tried a gardflip over a rail we spent 4 fucking hours in the hostipal"
"My brother defected the children after he tried a gardflip over a rail we spent 4 fucking hours in the hostipal"
by Torrance Dodge September 4, 2005
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I can't believe they screwed up my order again at that drive-thru, that guy must have been a real helmet child.
by ChubbyPuppy July 29, 2011
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someone who was so young when they behaved twenty-five, yet now they find they’ve grown into a tall child
by mitskislut March 7, 2022
Get the tall child mug.a person who walks around aimlessly in the dark bringing light to those around them meaning they bring happiness to others in the person’s bad place in life
Guy 1: that girl is a moon child... she helped me through a dark point in my life.
Guy 2: i wish i had a moon child in my life rn
Guy 2: i wish i had a moon child in my life rn
by moonlightbae9933 December 8, 2019
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1) Games like there's no tomorrow
2) Finds it impossible to step out of the party/frat boi phase for some reason oh wait... Because he's a child
3) So irrational makes you wonder if he was ever sober while talking to you
4) Faces difficulties in comprehending basic statements
5) Does not engage in any form of a matured conversation but runs away from everything, sometimes even acts like you or everything else is to be blamed
6) Almost makes you feel like a fucking generous babysitter offering her service for free of charge
1) Games like there's no tomorrow
2) Finds it impossible to step out of the party/frat boi phase for some reason oh wait... Because he's a child
3) So irrational makes you wonder if he was ever sober while talking to you
4) Faces difficulties in comprehending basic statements
5) Does not engage in any form of a matured conversation but runs away from everything, sometimes even acts like you or everything else is to be blamed
6) Almost makes you feel like a fucking generous babysitter offering her service for free of charge
by Trollqueenb35828 November 25, 2018
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by AflacJack August 28, 2003
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SC: French fries are among my favorite potatoes.
me: Do you sleep with little boys?
SC: That doesn't really matter, does it?
me: Do you have a sexuality?
SC: Not that I'm aware of.
me: I think you have a sexuality.
SC: You think I have a sexuality? Think again!
me: Um, you're really retarded.
SC: Aha!
me: You're a retard.
SC: Whoa. Are you...insulting me?
SC: French fries are among my favorite potatoes.
me: Do you sleep with little boys?
SC: That doesn't really matter, does it?
me: Do you have a sexuality?
SC: Not that I'm aware of.
me: I think you have a sexuality.
SC: You think I have a sexuality? Think again!
me: Um, you're really retarded.
SC: Aha!
me: You're a retard.
SC: Whoa. Are you...insulting me?
by Princess Lovely-As-A-Jaybird July 1, 2005
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