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tweetle beetle

A rare species of a beetle which is found in East Doodleland off the coast of Greenland. It eats penguin fetuses and they often perform complicated mating ritual where two male rivals fight each other to the death by using paddles in puddles, in bottles, on a poodle, eating noodles. It was discovered by the famous explorer Bob Ross DCCCXC. This great discovery was portrayed in Dr. Seuss' renowned book "Fox in Sox". A great expedition to find this species was attempted in 1863 to find the Tweetle Beetle again, but was promptly failed due to weather conditions, mealstorms, and the lacking of the geographical maps that portray Doodleland. Because of this, many people believe that the Tweetle Beetle is just a myth made up by sailors.
Despite the popular belief, scientific evidence proves that Tweetle Beetles do exist. Thank you all for spending your time of this quite pointless endeavor.
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I just got the new iPhone! It is sooo beeto
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beetle grab

To reach between a woman's legs, from behind, and grab her pubic mound.
-Dude, why have you got a black eye?

-Man, I was stood behind this stone cold fox going up on the escalator and just couldn't resist going for the beetle grab.
by KyralTim March 4, 2008
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Beet Steamer

When a gassy gay man decides to take it in the butt during sex, and uncontrollably releases his fart while the other man's penis is lodged inside of his anus.
After that taco bell I might be giving you a beet steamer tonight.
by BBBauer February 18, 2014
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Beetledick

When your friend calls you while you’re masturbating using your phone to watch porn.
God damn it Ben, why you gotta keep beetledicking me every time I jack off.
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beetlesnake

A beetlesnake is a person who shows up out of nowhere and you feel like they’re being sneaky or just a joke calling someone a funny name.
Look at this beetlesnakeover there watching us!
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Beethoven Virus

A song that a lot of people mistake for being from DDR. It is actually from another dancing game called Pump It Up and it debuted in the series with Perfect Collection
Person 1: I really like that Beethoven Virus song from DDR
Person 2: I wanna correct you with something
Person 1: Okay.
Person 2: It's from Pump It Up, not DDR
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