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Brainage

Someone speaking in a way that shows off how old they are.
The absolute brainage of Cenk Uygur when talking about how homeless people as criminals when they steal in need as opposed to celebrities who steal for fun. (Showing off how his views are warped by a high-income experience and the media's demonization of the homeless alongside his belief that high cost of living doesn't and not having a home doesn't affect people becoming homeless.)
by AnnoyedByMyselfWatchingPolitic November 25, 2022
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Brainiate

- To think.
- To put one’s brain to it.
- To generate brain activity by thinking.
- To think and thereby generate brain activity, such as brainwaves.
- To think together (in groups of 2 or more), communicating thoughts by the best means available (e.g., discussion).
- To think together in groups using available tools (including voice, words, signs, language, paper, pencil, whiteboard, interwebs, you-name-it, etc.)
- To generate brain activity in hopes of reaching, touching, contacting, melding, etc., with those nearby and afar, perhaps without tools or aids.
Can be complementary or derisive.
- Let me brainiate on it for a while.
- Put them in a room, let them brainiate over the problem and they’ll solve it together.
- Those brainiacs get together to brainiate over the world’s problems.
- With today’s technology, we were able to brainiate with our members worldwide.
- Some would say to meditate is a way to tap into the collective subconscious, and what then is to brainiate but to reach out for something – something else?
by TheArtistFormerlyUnknown February 10, 2023
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brainmaster

when a dumb slut of a woman (aka any woman outside my family) is so good at giving brain (head) that she becomes the highly coveted brainmaster.

brainmasters can be somewhat of a nuisance when you get hordes of ugly fat woman who stink like shit trying to suction their gross ass mouth that still has bits of their last mcdonalds binge eating fest on your dick.
man: *cums in brainmasters mouth* holy shit, dis bish mus be sum sorta brain master or sum shit.
brainmaster: yes, i am a brainmaster.
by anonymous February 24, 2023
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Braingasam

When someone has a stroke of genius so large, that they surpass even a Jimmy Neutron Brain Blast.
"I think he just had a braingasam, that was genius!"
by Gasoline Drinker June 21, 2023
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Brainwashing

Yeah, I'm more concerned with the fluid build-up.
Hym "What do you think is more of an obstacle... Brainwashing or stalking apparatus? Which do you think I give a shit about?"
by Hym Iam August 7, 2024
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Brainwashed

When you share views that don't align with the masses.
You see that girl over there ? She is not attending our Earth is flat march. She is so brainwashed
by Gaypvssyexplosion_ May 5, 2024
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Brainrape

Synonym of mindfuck.
It implies a certain act or behaviour is revolting and counterproductive to building intelligence.
The woke people brainraped the young talent before they could make any performance.
by Aaku0311 February 15, 2026
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