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Clock Blocked

When you are in the middle of sexual relations and your alarm goes off and you have to stop what you are doing to try and shut it off. This is only made worse when you think that you turned it off but you hit the snooze button instead and several minutes later it goes off again, thus interrupting your sexual liaison AGAIN. At this point, the alarm clock is usually either unplugged or just thrown across the room.
Bob: "Dude, last night I was getting it on with Jo when the alarm clock went off for no reason. I had to stop what I was doing and try to shut it off."

Andy: "Man, it sounds like you got 'Clock Blocked'
by What About Bob January 22, 2013
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blooded fart hole

A blooded fart hole is a irritated sphincter that has been pounded by too much cock. Or an alcoholic after a big night on the rum may find there arse hole bleeding from excess alcohol

consumption.
Elton has a blooded fart hole from getting his doughnut punched. Fuck i had a big night on the piss last night i have a blooded fart hole.
by Frank.479 November 22, 2011
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hot blooded

1. Bad tempered or easily angered or 2. Sexually desirable.
1. Italian boxers are hot blooded when called second class athletes.
2. That woman is so hot blooded that there aren't enough men on the planet to satisfy her.
by J.E. Kessans October 29, 2008
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cold blooded

a person/persons who is considered wrong for an action they committed
Man, what you did to ole girl is cold blooded.
by T.Degree August 12, 2005
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booked solid

Unavailable; having all appointments taken
We wanted to stay in the Palace Hotel during our stay in Parague, but it was booked solid.
by Englishaholic June 15, 2018
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blockedbyjames

A lebron james homosexual fan . Also someone who has the best instagram of page .
Yo who’s that ?

That’s Blockedbyjames , he’s super homo for Lebron James
by mstakeyobitch May 19, 2021
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Chat Blocked

When your in a chatroom having cyber-sex and someone enters and ruins the "mood".
I was tottaly having CS with Kittygirl9464 but hotmanforchicks67 freaken came in and chat blocked me.
by Alix McQ October 11, 2008
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