Blatheroso

One who is a master at extending a conversation for hours without saying anything useful. Beyond a casual blatherer, a blatheroso typically engages in considerable pontification and avoids reason, but will mistakenly feel they are the only one capable of making sense in any conversation. Also, while a common blatherer will flit from one pointless thought to another, a blatheroso will drag out one topic for a grossly extended time.

That proselytizing, religious friend of yours is a real blatheroso. I didn't think we'd ever get out of that creation "discussion".

by ZarroK February 11, 2013

Blitzered

A cross between blitzed (stoned) and obliterated (drunk).

Those dabs and beers got me blitzered.

I'm on that good Kush and alcohol. That shits got me blitzered.

by DabHatterLabs October 22, 2013

Slathered

The drunkest and only way to eat chicken and waffles

Nigha I was so slathered last night I ate 27 plates of chicken and waffles.

by Slathereddrunj May 31, 2014

Battered Eskimo

An Eskimo female who's been covered in batter from a busted but.

The poor battered Eskimo is gonna be a shell of a human being if you keep taking her pussy. Not even a full shell, not even a half shell, really just a shattered mess.

by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

bothered to make the compass spin

A metaphor used to describe the type of dedication put in to something that arguably isn’t worth it.

"The developers of insert game here even bothered to make the compass spin when it comes to insert game mechanic here!"

by carterUD November 19, 2021

Blatherskite

Typically used as a exclamation of annoyance.

Person: *drops vase on foot* “Blatherskite!”

by Linkcrofty May 10, 2022

Blathers x Celeste

Bro why you lookin this up on urban dictionary go to wattpad or some shit

1: Man, I ship Blathers x Celeste form animal crossing.

2: fuck off you mank piece of shit

by AmyKinda_gayBro August 30, 2022