Granola Baring

Sexual intercourse or masturbation.

"I totally granola bared with Stacey last night."

"Chris was obviously granola baring on the phone last night."

by lolpinapples69 August 17, 2011

Barik

Slang word for cocaine used primarily by the Italian-Canadian community in Toronto, Ontario. While the origin is unknown, it is believed to originate from southern Italy, more specifically the Avellino region of Campania. Can also be spelled 'Barrik' or 'Bariq.'

A party or cocaine buffet can also be called a 'barikata.'

"Man, I'm so tired. Not sure if I can last all night at this club."
"Don't worry. We'll grab a bag of barik, and we'll keep going."

"That girl is fiending the barik."

"Bro, should we do some barik tonight?"

by jacksonbrandoff January 31, 2016

Barithmetic

The math a younger girl does when she meets an older guy in a bar, where she finds how old she was when you were her age.

I'm too old to meet women in bars anymore, I don't need there barithmetic, making me feel older than I am!

by DAVnCHAINS March 31, 2015

Bari Sax

Short for baritone saxophone. Great low brass/woodwind instrument. Also good for smoking barijuana.

Yo I have a bari sax, want to smoke some barijuana through it later?

by Trashist January 12, 2017

Barista Jam

an opportunity for baristas to come together and pull shots, learn more, and essentially nerd out for one or more days. Those that drive ridiculous distances to attend these as possible are considered to be 'jam whores'

"Dude, are you going to the barista jam next weekend? I heard there's gonna be a latte art throw down!"
"No...it's like 7 hours away! I'm not a jam whore like you."

by squidgeroo March 27, 2009

Barithmetic

noun- the process of calculating how many drinks one could buy at the bar if they forgo paying a bill.

Daniel: "Johnathan, if I forgo bearing the expense of my gas bill, we can get intoxicated tonight!"

Johnathan: "I dare say, during this recession, that is an ingenious use of your barithmetic!"

by hsfe325 November 30, 2009

Baritone

A third-world country that borders Kenya. It has a rich history of unkown-ness, and the few who do know about it discriminate Baritone's people. They have faced many hardships, including famine, drought, slow internet, and date rape. Baritone's main export is terrible sounds, test tube babies, and crystal meth. Baritone is overall a rich, diverse country that is only accessible to those who know how to play a double-octave Bflat concert scale perfectly. You must then hop on a motorcycle, DRIVE across the Atlantic Ocean to the Cape of Good Hope, and then meet a Mexican dwarf named Tyler. He will then dig you an underground tunnel right into the heart of the glorious country of Baritone. You may leave Baritone any time by just saying the words, "I know what a Baritone is!" You will then arrive on your NEIGHBORS doorstep.

Tyler: "What's a Baritone?"
Lindsay: "It's a third-world country that borders Kenya."
Tyler: "CAN WE VISIT?!"

Lindsay: "OFF TO BARITONE!!!!"

by heybitchezz May 26, 2012