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shit in the bidet

Verb phrase. To commit a serious faux pas when mingling with people completely outside your normal circle, especially when they're higher on the social ladder than you. From the caricature of a working class person getting confused by the extra piece of furniture in a better-off person's bathroom.
"Only demanded they heat up my gazpacho, didn't I?"

"God, you shat in the bidet there, mate."
by Dave June 19, 2004
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Biden Derangement Syndrome

*A car hits a sign because the driver sucks at turning*
Driver: "This must be Biden's fault!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Spectator: "Damn son that is some extreme Biden Derangement Syndrome you got."
by Weaponized Dank Ootism July 2, 2022
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Take a Biden

A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Biden.
by Sunnysider November 24, 2020
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Bideford

Beautiful georgian town situated within a UNESCO designated Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty and Site of Special Scientific Interest. The award of such accolades is balanced out by having a population of mendicants who use their giro's to fund gargantuan drug and alcohol habits.

Since the addition of the link road (A39), in 1988, the indigenous folk of Bideford are able to leave, in one direction, to the bright lights of Barnstaple and, in the other, to other shitty, clique redneck villages; such as Hartland, a true cultural experience that, funnily enough, is not represented,or recommended, by any form of tourist information.

Bidefordians can be identified by lack of teeth, drunken gait, bad tattoo's, unkept hair, and most under 30's speak in a jamaican patois and own a staffordshire bull terrier, often referred to as Bidiots.
Tourist Information......Bideford...where old hippies go to die...noisily and with very little dignity
by ilikebighairysailors1 December 20, 2010
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BidenBumbeleum

The Definition of BidenBumbeleum is a group of Biden supporters in the states of Michigan, Kansas, Ohio, Connecticut, and in some parts of southern Florida.
Person 1 : Yo dude while I was driving to work I saw a BidenBumbeleum walking on the side walk

Person 2 : Dude that's cool
by Xylan February 9, 2021
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Biden’s remorse

When someone who voted or supported Joe Biden in the 2020 election, who though was gonna bring change, only felt deceived at the direction the country is going.
Biden supporter: Man, I thought Joe Biden was gonna help this country for real, but now we have him overflowing migrants facilities, losing businesses, and starting wars. Maybe this election was rigged.

Friend: So, you have Biden’s remorse?
by E08 March 8, 2021
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bidenonomics

Fucking over a person/business/country financially for personal reasons/gain.
When Jeremy figured out he was getting fired he used his Bidenonomics and the FBI to get even!
by KSWILDMAN69 July 29, 2021
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