Bernie

Slang for cocaine. Mainly used as code to determine if cocaine will be present at specified future event. Also known to be substituted with 'Joe'.

"Yo, that party you're going to throw tonight? Is Bernie going to be there?"

"Yeah man, Bernie will definitely be there tonight."

by nasendusch July 6, 2008

Bernie sanders

A guy who wears mittens and sits in a chair.

I'm surprised the bernie sanders definition wasn't flooded with memes already.

by udontknowmeidontknowu January 25, 2021

Raccoon Berries

Berries made from the secret organization of the Raccoon. All members of the Raccoon organization where black glasses to conceal their identity. There base of operations is unknown, all we do know is that the raccoons ship in the berries from somewhere in Brazil. If you are lucky enough to come across raccoon berries, and your a carrot salesmen, in exchange for their secret berry they will give you half a carrot for every raccoon berry you give them.

Why is that guy always wearing black glasses? I dont know maybe he's a Raccoon. He's always walking around with weird berries too that weird dont you think? He is definitely a Raccoon, those berries are Raccoon Berries.

by Marvin the Bear September 17, 2010

Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains

A kick ass band formed from 4 amazing men.
Colonel Claypool's: Les Claypool, also the best bassist in the WORLD. GOD.
Bucket: Buckethead (Jimi Hendrix?)
of Bernie: Bernie Worell. Wizard of Woo. BADASS
Brains: Brain, the drummer.

"DUDE I SAW C2B3 LIVE, THEY WERE SO FUCKING KICK ASS!"
"I want to have an orgy with C2B3!"
"Go buy C2B3 or you're not hardcore."

by Lindzko December 13, 2004

bernie

The main definition is DEAD.

nat: Dude see that dead green rotting pussy over there..it's a bernie :|

there goes the end of my wet dream

by NADAANTHENDOFDREAMS May 3, 2010

Bernie

Sending information late, taking last second to do anything. being lazy, like weekend at bernie`s, only works on his own time with music,.

This guy at work is always pulling a Bernie.. I bernie-ed last night when i was suppost to clean the kitchen when my Mom was on the way home.

by The 0 Jackel 0 September 7, 2013

grundle berries

Small encrusted pieces of poo that attach themselves to the hair on your gooch when wiping carelessly.

Kyle wanted Susan to lick his gooch but he had grundle berries.
Be sure to scrub your gooch extra hard in the shower to get those grundle berries off.
Hey dude check it out, this grundle berrie looks like Cosby.

by MATT, TONY AND GREG July 23, 2004