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Benjamin Diaz

A Major! Gaybo that will take it in the rear for just 5c. Want a Blowjob Bens got you, Need an orgasm Bens here. He's willing to plunder in your land down under
by The Wardenn August 30, 2022
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upper Benjamin

Scoring or aiming to score a goal in the top corner of a goal.
He aimed for the upper Benjamin
by UDUSER18845 September 17, 2016
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Benjamin

The most wonderful an amazing person who ever lived the planet. He know absolutely everything in the world and anyone who knows him is lucky.
Benjamin is my brother, my teacher, and my best friend.
by Kiiwi February 24, 2009
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The Benjamin Button Effect

When an individual seems to age backwards and becomes less mature over time.

Most common amongst teenage girls.
Laura in 2007: I think I'm gonna stay home and study for the test next week

Laura in 2008: I don't give a shit about school, let's go out and get wasted!

Laura in 2009: Wohoo, let's go to Disneyland!


Guy 1: Damn. It seems like Laura is getting dumber and dumber every day.
Guy 2: Yeah. It's the Benjamin Button Effect
by Anno Nimus January 29, 2009
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Bengay

A non-greasy pain relieving cream. For minor arthritis, backache, muscle & joint pain
Urban Dictionary, have you ever covered your balls with bengay? feels fucking great.
- that's what i hear. I dont have any though ):
- you lied to me!
- FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK
- OH GOD MAH BALLS!
by Chrizzi April 19, 2008
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Beejay

Something you like to swim in. As coined by the excellent Benny Lava...
Beejay: "I like to swim in his beeeeeejaaayyy!"
by WhatBodyLoves October 5, 2008
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Benjamitus

The phenomena of unexplained disappearance of one person from a regular group of friends, or disinterest in hanging out, characterized by school letting out for the summer. This includes, but is not limited to, not answering their phone, not calling, ignoring, in some cases traveling to other parts of the world, and just not chillin.

Also known as "Ben Syndrome", "Houdini-ing", "Crankin Dat Ben" and the "Benjamin Virus".
Matt: "Yo where the fuck's Ben been at?"

Luis: "Bro, school let out last week, he's got Benjamitus."

Matt: "Oh, he's crankin dat Ben?"

Luis: "Yeah but we'll see him when our Junior year starts."

Matt: "True, tra-true."
by Balla McKilla June 21, 2008
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