Beaved

To be totally and utterly out of it, either stones or very drunk

"I can't believe how much we have smoked, I'm totally beaved!"

by Neil Mahoney December 9, 2008

beefed up

1) Hacked up. Lacking form due to damage. 2)Nonsensical, incoherent. Intoxicated.

1) Man, afta the mofo got hit by da car, his arm was all beefed up.
2) Oh yeah. This beer be all that, homie. I feel kinda beefed up. Know what I thought I meant I said?

by Mel da Jap September 2, 2005

Get Beefed

To be so thoroughly teased, demoralized, belittled, disheartened, disparaged, humiliated, and put down that it would require an act of god to salvage your dignity and alllow you to show your face in public again.

“dude did you see that girl running down the street getting pelted by cow meat?”

“haha, get beefed”

by Jolly112358 March 28, 2010

Beeven

This guy is amazing. He is funny, intelligent, easy going and down to earth. You can't compete with this guy he is out of your league. He loves everything Jesse and partakes in the occasional Guillermo.

"Beeven...on a jet plane."
"Omg look at them shits on beeve!!"

by ZerosGirl January 12, 2012

beefed

Stuffing your face until you are physically uncomfortable. Usually involves sweat on the brow and audible exhaling.

Dude, I can't believe I ate that whole pizza and an entire bag of Funyuns. I'm totally beefed out of my mind.

by old dirty bird March 13, 2010

Beefed

Similar to queefing, however this phenomenon occurs during the act of fellatio when the giving party burps while the penis is in the oral cavity.

Tyler: Wow, you give great head Steve.

Steve: (Nasty burp!)

Tyler: Ewww, you just beefed, didn't you?

Steve: Yeah, I totally beefed dude. Sorry.

by AlbertaBeef2 April 29, 2009

beefed

The act of taking out one's member and slapping the recipient's face with it. Particularly during a blowjob.

I heard that girl who sits next to me in class got beefed last night while she was giving head.

by nataliee March 17, 2017