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Patterson california

a place with hella mexican beaner ass mexicans that think their all gangsters but in reality they can get beat up by an old man with both hands tied behind his back
ay fool ima dust this scrap cuz he said he wanted to throw down thats how it is out here in Patterson California
by Hessisthename April 9, 2011
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Mongolian Battering Ram

This uneventful situation occurs when the woman’s vagina is too small to accompany the man’s schlong. The male attempts to use his penis as a battering ram to forcefully penetrate the woman’s vagina, mimicking the act of a crazed Mongolian trying to annihilate the Great Wall of China. If and when the man achieves penetration, a successful Mongolian battering ram has been accomplished.
Guy: Dude how was your weekend?

Nick Foles: It was great. I won another Super Bowl and performed a Mongolian Battering Ram on my wife because my dick is just way too big.

Guy: Bro that’s wicked. You’ll have to show me sometime.
by Stoney69 January 5, 2019
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bopatterson

to have intrinsically bad hair. No matter what style or length, it always looks like a big turd on the person's head.
Did you see the bopatterson under that guy's hat. It looked like his dog crapped on his head, and then he combed it!
by Callie Schleider August 27, 2007
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Buttersock

A sock full of butter in which someone is beaten with. They usually have a butter fetish or like to eat butter and/or socks. Buttersocks are a deadly weapon and have often been used by butter munchers as a way of softening butter before baking.
Guy1 "Let me beat you with my Buttersock"
Guy2 "Sure, I love butter"
by Butternomnom October 9, 2011
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patterson,ca

the illest town in cali.
patterson's sick
by tommy August 15, 2003
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buttersnake

a person, most often a female, that attributes the qualitys of a butterface as well a cunning and tricky snake
Jill the buttersnake's huge ass can't make up for her hook nose and aweful personality.
by Schwank November 3, 2004
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jessica patterson

Is the sh*t
In describing jessica the assassin patterson. Jessica Patterson is the sh*t
by Buster17171717 December 19, 2016
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