the belief that the giant pig in the sky once farted this is what we know today as the "big bang" all the mathane particles conjoined into what is today matter, but in fact each part of matter is simple a different strip of bacon, and what we know as cells, are just minature pigs moving around on and in us,, the air and everything we breathe is simple methane, our farts arent truly methane, but our farts are oxygen the government has told us otherwise, we dont require oxygen to live but methane supplyed by the "pig in the sky", one day, pigs will begin to fly and rule the world under a baconist community, all will be lead by bacon and all who refuse its almighty power will be subject to spend life in the anti-bacon realm of baconyess, those who obey will be blessed with free bacon for all eternity.
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A metaphorical erection arising from excessive bromanship. Bromanship occurs because the bond between two bro's is stronger than the bond between a chick and a bro. Because on average men are stronger than women, duh.
Damn,Cam just gave me a massive baroner after he sent Spuza back to the kitchen to make his friends a sandwich.
by what what in the BUTtT March 21, 2011
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"I saw a bunch of Barons cotchin on the beach last night"
"You may love Brighton son, but you aint no Baron"
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by Tinmantom June 20, 2007
Get the Brighton Barons mug.After having unprotected sex with a girl and you bust in her afterward you proceed to go down on her and attempt to suck the jizz from her box thus "cleaning her barnicle"
"Last night I had no rubbers but my girl said it was all good as long as I pull out i totally forgot so I had to give her a Barnicle Cleaner; it sucked my lips are still salty"
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Gregg was a bum baron of the highest order, he had five bottoms on offer to the highest bidder, including his own.
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Get the Bum Baron mug.Barnice is a mix between "bernaise" (the sauce) and the word "Nice". Barnice is used to describe awesome and cool things, or when something good happens to you.
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