amnesty

Noun.

1. An act of clemency by an authority (as a government) by which pardon is granted, esp. to a group of individuals.
- Merriam-Webster's Dictionary of Law

2. A general overlooking or pardon of past offences, by the ruling authority.
- Oxford English Dictionary Online

3. Punishing people for entering the US illegally.
- One confused and babbling President.

"Ya know I uh... I've heard all the 'rhetoric', ya know, you've heard it too, 'bout how this (immigration reform bill) is 'amnesty'... Am - amnesty means that YOU GOTTA PAY, ya know, a price for having bin here illegally... And this bill does that."
- George W. Bush, Washington D.C., June 26, 2007.

by Rosie B. June 22, 2008

Arnes

Arnes is a funny, loyal, caring person. He is very athletic. He is a very outgoing, and fun person. Arnes will brighten your day with his funny personality and smile. Arnes is a comedian. And Arnes is very attractive.

Wow I need an Arnes in my life.

by halo76 November 7, 2018

Ron Artest

A great defensive player who is well know to lose his cool. In my opinion he is the craziest player to grace the NBA since Dennis Rodman. Well known for the November 19th incident in Detroit, were he jumped into the stands and attacked the wrong fan who he thought threw the beer on him after his semi-altercation with Ben Wallace.

Don't piss of Ron Artest, he might rip your head off

by C-Note 2000 May 14, 2005

Self arrest Warrant

A legal document you may issue for the purpose of placing yourself under arrest and judging yourself not fit for any public duty. This places you in the custody of a private authority not subject to federal oversite. This measure should be taken when a lawless society is created by Democratic Crime Reduction.

The Government offered me a public office position so I could have the same immunities as they do and screw people over without repercussions, but I have been deemed unfit for public duty. I am in the custody of my creator who helped me execute a Self Arrest Warrant.

by Spiritual-Master February 19, 2022

Eskimo House Arrest

Chillin.

"Yo Bob, did someone just nullify your cheese-block?"

"Naw Zippy, I'm just in Eskimo House Arrest."

"Coo'."

by chew_skunk February 25, 2010

Anesthesiologist

A physician (medical doctor or doctor of osteopathy) with advanced training in perioperative medicine and airway management who provides pre-operative management, intraoperative anesthesia, and post-operative care for surgical patients. Anesthesiologists are also trained in acute and chronic pain management as well as critical care, often attending to ICU management. Like other professions, anesthesiologists sometimes utilize extenders such as Anesthesiology Assistants (AAs) or nurse anesthetists in a care team to assist in intraoperative care of patients. Anesthesiologists are the champions of patient safety and well being not only in the operating room, but in other patient care settings as well.

My anesthesiologist is my favorite doctor; they kept me safe and comfortable during my operation AND made sure I was medically cleared for surgery and attended to my acute pain after my procedure.

by Patient Safety March 2, 2018

Self-arrest

Self-arrest is a mountaineering related maneuver in which a climber that has fallen and is sliding down a snow or ice slope arrests (stops) the slide by himself without recourse to a rope or other belay system.

Self-arrest can be performed by using an ice axe or by using the climber's hands, feet, knees and elbows. Self-arrest with an ice axe is a difficult maneuver, but without it the probability of effectively arresting a fall is greatly diminished

We went up in the mountains today to practice our self-arrest technique.

by johnny do climb January 6, 2007