Amish Threesome

To have sexual relations with two woman who are unshaven to the point that their vaginas actually look like they're growing beards.

"Did Josh end up hooking up with those two girls he met in the bar the other night?"

"Yeah but they were from Europe so you know that turned into an Amish threesome."

by 1manwolfepack August 25, 2011

Amish Titty Licker

Someone who partakes in the acts of licking breasts, whilst being very courteous and respectful of the privacy of the female involved.

Can be abbreviated to ATL.

Note: nipples are treated as demi-Gods by the ATL's.

"She had a cracking pair, but I respect her as much, much more than that, as a person in fact. It was like our souls were connected via the act."

"You're such an Amish Titty Licker."

by scentless apprentice January 4, 2010

Amish Butterfinger

When you blow a load in someones asshole, churn it with your finger, and then eat it the shit/cum mixture off your finger.

Dude you want an Amish Butterfinger?

I've been craving an Amish Butterfinger lately...

by AmishButterfinger April 21, 2009

Amish Log Flume

Having anal sex with a chick who has a thick beard.

Last night, Bill picked up that Latvian waitress with the beard and totally Amish log flumed that hairy bitch.

by Mark W. Howell, Esq. September 7, 2009

Amish Website

A field plowed with an advertisement so large that it can be seen on Google Earth

Wow, checkout those crop circles! Those aren't crop circles that's just clip art for an Amish website!

by winnthrop January 18, 2011

Amish Bay Leaf

The used tampon from a virgin, Amish girl

I don't want to do anal tonight! I'd rather suck on an Amish Bay Leaf!

by Rubber Tramp July 27, 2015

Amish Carriage

Similar to a Dutch Oven, but done in a vehicle. The act of trapping a person in a vehicle after releasing vile ass fumes.

Jason laughed as Holly vomited on the front seat of the Jetta, when Antique gave her an Amish Carriage.

by P3OPL35 November 4, 2015