shampoo ambush

1.a method of shutting somebody up
2.something referred to when somebody's hair is extremely messy and/or greasy.

1.I wish somebody would give her a freaking shampoo ambush about now... she won't shut up!
2.eww that guys hair needs a shampoo ambush PRONTO

by OlaKiggsworth November 1, 2007

Golden Ambush

The act of urinating into a condom while having sex, pulling the piss-filled condom off, tying it in a knot, then proceeding to throw the now waste-filled balloon at your partner's face.

Yvonne: So, Taylor told me that John had Golden Ambushed her the other night.

Erika: I always knew John was a sick fuck.

by Indeedilllly November 24, 2012

emotional ambush

A unexpected attack to your heart or emotions

Person1: i just got a new car.
Person2: nobody fucking cares.
Person1: did you just emotional ambushed me?

by 88177287 May 7, 2019

i am not amused

what fancy ass people say when they are unhappy.

"I am not amused." said they posh lady.

by uradweeb September 3, 2019

Arby’s Ambush

It’s a female version of a male tea bagging.

I’m pretty sure the hot chick in my office did an Arby’s Ambush to my phone.

by Dru Peecock November 11, 2021

amBushed

When someone unexpectedly walks in or when you drop a towel in a changing room and sees your Bush in all its glory.

"Jessica's brother walked in when I was using the bathroom at her house. I was mid pee and jumped up, he amBushed me. I should have shaved."

by urbanderivative January 16, 2010

admustment

An adjustment that must be made, no matter what.

"Joe's been picking his nose in public. He definitley needs to make an admustment with that."

by MEJGDVJDSS April 24, 2006