Cigarette

A cigarette is a thin cylinder of finely cut tobacco rolled in paper for smoking. Cigarettes contain over 7,000 chemical compounds, including arsenic, formaldehyde, cyanide, lead, nicotine, carbon monoxide, acrolein, and other poisonous substances that can give you cancer. Over 70 of these are carcinogenic.

-What is a cigarette?
-Well...It's a thin cylinder of finely cut tobacco rolled in paper for smoking but it's poisonous.

by steph.007 October 25, 2018

Cigarette

The act of lighting a Blue Angel while receiving fellatio.

the missus told me we had lost that certain spark in our relationship. So i lit a cigarette next time she gave me a blow. Was she ever impressed.

by fire bug August 27, 2009

Cigarette

n. A unit of measurement, used to refer to either time or distance.

The Script: Just a cigarette gone, no you couldn't be that far.

by Let'sGetThisStraight November 28, 2013

cigarette

Something you use to smoke with. In British, cigarettes are called "fags".

Mike (British): Yo dude I just smoked a fag.
Harold (Asian): Yeah I had a cigarette last night too.
Mike: Yeah I love fags.
Tyler (American, just walking in): WTF?

by TheShinyVaporeon November 2, 2012

cigarette

A magic wand used for summoning a bus at the bus stop.

“You want a cigarette?”
“No way, buddy. I’m on my way to an audition, gotta take care of my lungs.”
“Don’t worry, you won’t get to actually smoke up! The bus is gonna show up as soon as I light it and you won’t get the chance.”

by Hogtrude Parker September 20, 2021

cigarette

See what §k¥©LåD said. He couldn't be more correct.

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by Anonymous July 20, 2003

cigarettes

a song by The Wreckers

(1) "Smoke my cigarettes. I should quit, I know. Maybe someday someone will see my worth, but until then, I'll do just fine with my cigarettes and this old dirt road".

2) If Jessica Harp of The Wreckers met me when she wrote the song "Cigarettes", she'd probably add, "Or Karen's ex-staff will see me in chemo. And, no, I don't smoke cloves like they did, either".

by Karen Stickney December 9, 2007