Yousef

Yousefs are the best in the universe. End of conversation.

Yousef is the best

by Yousef abufool May 19, 2018

Yousefing

When you start acting like a mong/retard when you get hyper. Typically seen in people with ADHD or Autism. Sometimes caused by sugar but can also be caused by girls talking to the person.

Charlie : Hey Robbie, what's happening with (insert name here)?

Robbie: Oh he's Yousefing, maybe because he ate a Mars Bar or a fit girl maybe said Hello to him.

Charlie: Alright I'll stay out of his way for a few hours, thanks for the heads up.

by Robzza August 28, 2020

Yosemite National Park

First of all: Old Faithful is NOT in Yosemite, it's in Yellowstone...Yosemite is an amazing and beautiful place. It's where nature and people can come together and for the most part live peacefully amongst each other. Black bears, deer, eagles, mountain lions, and other birds and rodents can be found at Yosemite. Squirrels are very popular. If you're looking for a bear, it's not too hard to find one. Deer are very used to humans, but you can never trust a wild animal. Respect the park's animals and you should be fine. Yosemite has some amazing waterfalls and rivers, but they are seasonal waterfalls so the best time to view Bridalveil Falls or Yosemite Falls would be in the Spring. But be very careful many people try to climb on the slippery rocks to get a closer view of the waterfalls. People have died from climbing rocks by waterfalls or from swimming in the lakes so be very cautious. If you go to Yosemite you will most likely be staying in the valley. You can see all of the outstanding rock formations from around the park. Half Dome and El Capitan are very popular The viewing spots are a good idea if you're looking for a good family picture or just an amazing picture. There are many activities in Yosemite, hiking, camping, swimming, rock climbing, rafting, skiing, horseback riding, nature watching. The tour guides are informative; they tell a lot of interesting stories. Glacier Point is a spot that everyone who goes to Yosemite should see.

Yosemite National Park is an amazing experience. Everyone should go there at least once in their life. I'm definitely going back.

Warning: If you go to Yosemite, watch out of bears and other animals that cross the roads because many bears are killed or orphaned each year. They put of signs where bears have been hit and killed by cars.

by chris43484 March 30, 2011

Yosemite Finish

A daring sexual act done by two or more rock climbers. As a male climber ascends a top-rope route, he secretly works himself toward climax. Upon reaching the top, the climber gets the belayer’s attention: making eye-contact the climber proceeds to ejaculate on the belayer’s face.

This act should only be attempted by experienced climbers, prepared to down-climb their route as a Yosemite Finish may result in them being abruptly taken off belay. (It is also highly frowned upon at indoor climbing facilities.)

Dude, I had to down-climb my route Saturday after I gave that girl a Yosemite Finish. She doesn’t want to go climbing with us anymore.

by thebigrapose March 23, 2011

Yousefferson

The distance an arab will travel before demanding faster transportation (100m).

Ahmed demanded a closer parking spot because it was more than a yousefferson to the door.

by BlackAtom November 3, 2010

yougetz

a twist on the classic ya get me

Generally used by the more discerning gentleman as a means of puncuating a sentence when said gentlemen wishes to sound more urban

'Tim, let Miles know we'll be buying into that new ecommerce start up. Yougetz?'

'Emily I'm not buying any more chilli stuffed olives! Yougetz?'

'For christs sake Peter - stop with the Malbec! Yougetz?!'

by handyandy October 20, 2012

Yougetsu no bitches

An anime adaptation of the life of a guy, usually in 20s and a virgin, who gets no bitches, mostly used towards weebs.

"Guys my life is an anime"
"Which one? Yougetsu no bitches?"

by Kynther April 17, 2022