wonkerdonk

grabbing of the breasts

"what time is it ? - wonkerdonk time"

by beth nd harriet March 14, 2008

Wonky-eyed

Having one eye that looks different,does not shut all the way ,or does not follow the other eye.

Alternative meaning- Seeing double after too much consumption of alcohol.

That wonky- eyed girl over there keeps checking me out!

Kelly was seeing all wonky-eyed after finishing two bottles of wine.

by Amby1986 October 17, 2010

wonky

Messed up, not right, not functioning properly

Wonky. It's just a word that Leslie Bruff knows.

by scruffy nerf herder December 8, 2010

wonky eyed midget

Angry short man with one wonky eye.

Average height about 3ft.

Trends tend to be stuck in the 80's (flat top hair cut, stone wash clothes, daily wearer of a friday shirt). Has an unusual aroma due to diet consisting of cheese and onion.

Once reaching a certain age they tend to have a mid life crisis, tell tell signs are buying an over the top car, motorbike and outdoor activities usually involving guns.

'Piss off back behind the bog Ian you wonky eyed midget! And while your at it drag yourself back out the 80's cont!'

by twofat March 5, 2008

Matthew Wookey

The human equivalent to moto moto

Matthew Wookey likes them big and chunky

by Bensonsforbeds April 28, 2019

Wonky Eye

A deformation of the Eye, where one looks at you and the other in a competely different direction causing the observer to feel physically nausiated. It is especially common in people from small towns such as Cargo, NSW.

Are you looking at me? I can't tell because of your Wonky Eye

by ap121 November 26, 2010

double eye winkey

when you titty fuck a girl from the opposite way and she winks on your nuts to tickle them

mike....
...ahhh nevermind

by sampson420ex October 6, 2004