Wittydick

Someone who does not quote Tenacious D to be a dick.

Jason Engle, that frood is a wittydick.

by Flagrant Contempt February 11, 2009

wiitard

Someone who sucks at playing simple games on the wii.

"Erin, I am gonna shit a brick if I have to jump over one more bowling ball, you wiitard"

by juanchurro December 29, 2007

witty

(adj) cool

mr bell is the least wittiest person in the world

by p.$schmitz November 14, 2003

wiitarded

Someone who doesn't know anything there is to know about the wii.

"That guy just asked me how much the Wii is. He must be wiitarded."

by JimmyBobby December 29, 2007

wiitard

1. One of the (hopefully) rare breed that will gather in packs and huddle together around kerosene heaters in the parking lots of retail stores all night for the chance to buy a Wii the following morning.

2. An idiot who won't stop making puns on the word Wii.

3. A Phillistine who can't understand how Nintendo could possibly name their system "Wii."

(1) "Well, guys, the snow's comin' down and we have five hours before Shopko opens. Anyone gonna wimp out?"
"No way, man! We're all hardcore wiitards here!"
"Or just retards. Brr!"

(2)"Hold my place in line, willya? I have to go w-"
"Yes, I get it. You have to go 'wee.' Very clever, wiitard."
"Does that make you one?"

(3)"It's worldwide marketing, dude! It means 'good' in Japanese, 'yes' in French, 'all of us' in English..."
"Oh, shut up. Don't you know that America is the center of the universe? If it sounds a little silly to our ears, then that automatically makes it a stupid name."
"You're such a wiitard."

by Scrawny Yeti January 22, 2007

Wiitard

(Pronounced Wee-tard)
Adjective

The characteristic of a person who cannot operate a Nintendo Wii or its controllers.

P1: "I think that the controls will be too complicated for the average gamer."
P2: "Dude, you're a Wiitard."

by Morris Levy May 19, 2006

Witty

A girl who is a bitty that has potential to be your wife.

That girl is not just a bitty, but she could be your witty.

Ashley is witty material, but Shelby is just a bitty.

by Johan Lillis McNair October 19, 2009