waddle waddle

The act of waddling like a duck while trolling for grapes simultaneously.

Tony 'WADDLE WADDLE's long time on his epic troll journey for grapes.

by Duck Club October 19, 2012

wadding

Stuffing; the insides of something

Dayum, when that slit ran the red light and almost hit us, it scared the wadding out of me.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

wadding the can

Having sex while a tampon is present in the vagina.

My girlfriend is pissed at me for wadding the can last night.

by Polar Bear and Jelly October 8, 2007

waddinator

"Waddinator" is a slang term for a semi-retarded student that goes by the name of "Waddington", who is known to bob his head around, and ask questions to his fellow students. His questions usually deal with the topic of metal music, girls, and can be summarized as follows:

"Do you like (band name)?"

"Doesn't (band name) sound like (another band name)?"

Apart from asking these questions, he also has a rather large interest in girls in his school campus. On average, he usually thinks about women 60% of the time, and metal music 40% of the time, but these statistics can change, depending on his hormonal levels.

"Hey, here comes Waddinator."

by Waddinator May 30, 2009

waddlebock

Anything that annoys you and makes you want to poke them in the eye with your pointer finger.

Caiyln can be such a waddlebock when she screams.

by Drwhoisawesome February 5, 2014

waddle to victory

When one is shitting and uses up all the TP, and the new roll is too far to reach, one must waddle to retrieve the new roll, thus winning with a clean hole.

Bro, we were in the middle of a French exit when we noticed all the toilet paper had been used up, so then she made me waddle to victory for the fresh roll.

by [e-mail] cosmiksuckerpumcb January 10, 2018

Waddelling

The act of making arrangements with someone then bailing at the last minute, preferably when the other party is already at said prearranged destination and/or activity.

Poor smuck - "Hey Steve just arrived at Golf, how far away are you?"
Steve - "Hey mate, yeah I know i said 10 minutes ago how keen I was for golf but... I'm not coming..."
Poor smuck - "Classic Waddelling."

by The Tooms May 4, 2019