wankin

the british use wank as a term of masturbation, thus wankin is the continuous action of wank

a: wat u doin bloke?
b: wankin
a: wtf??? that's nasty
b: awwwwwwwwwww

by gtgurl October 18, 2008

Extreme Wanking

This is when you masturbate in an unusual way.
You could be upside down at the time, using two elbows, your feet, sports equipment or rolling pins.
The purpose of extreme wanking is to spice up your wank life

Extreme Wanking example

The Andre Agassi : Double back hander

1. Assume a seated position
2. Point your legs to the heavens.
3. Put your hands underneath your legs.
4. Put both hands around your penis.
5. Enjoy!

by G-spot and McScrote May 25, 2007

Wanking Widget

A device used (often a phone or computer) to assist you in the ritual of regular and/or routine wanking

Argh! I've been really bored recently... My wanking widget is broken and I literally have nothing to do!

by ThePipingPress August 27, 2014

Wanksteve

To constantly be one-upped.

Raymar: "Dude yesterday my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin!"

Dez: "Oh yea? My girlfriend gave me a reverse blumpkin and then she made me a grilled cheese."

Sasha: " Raymar you are always getting Wanksteved."

by judges beatbox May 15, 2009

wankidoodle

The act of Getting fully nude and stopping oncoming traffic by waving your junk CounterClock wise.

"I was stuck in Traffic this morning because John was Wankidoodleing again."

by Kevin lev. December 11, 2007

Wankthritis

Wankthritis is caused by psychologically and emotionally AWESOME but physically overly aggressive wanking. All truthful men experience at various times of their ejaculatory lives levels of real wankthritis pain in the wrist, fingers, palm, forearm, or other region. Sometimes wankthritis causes a top head ache or real pain in the bottom head; wankthritis in the very object of our abuse/affection -- and his low-hanger pals.

"After six hours of watching his 'Houston 500' DVD, Big Bill's wankthritic wrists were killing him. He went to a frequently similarly suffering pharmacist pal for a secret solution to his wankthritis. He was sold KY warming liquid. Go figure. Cool! No, WARM is best for wankthritis."

by WordWiseMan October 17, 2008

walkitis

The itis like feeling one has when walking long distances and eating a meal that doesn't quite satisfy ones hunger.

Joe: Man I just walked like 3 blocks and had a meal but wasn't 100% full, why I am so tired???
Dave: Do you have the same symptoms as itis but from walking and eating?
Joe: Yes
Dave: You Sir have walkitis!

by byah84 June 20, 2013