fucktard whisperer

Someone who is patient and can rationalize with fucktards when no one else can. A voice of reason that calms down fucktards.

(Like the dog whisperer, but with fucktards instead of dogs.)

My fiance is THE fucktard whisperer. He's so patient with them.

by Mama_G February 2, 2017

alcohol whisperer

A person, sometimes a trained therapist or addiction counselor, who can cut through an alcoholic’s denial and plant a seed of independence from drinking.

I recall nothing whatsoever that this alcohol whisperer said, but the way that she said it will always hang with me.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019

whippable

The ability to play a song or an album in a car (or whip, thus the meaning) and enjoy it.

"You hear that new Big Sean?"
"Yeah, that shit's mad whippable."

by Yeezy Yeezy What's Good February 19, 2017

Pussy Whipped

Fuck all these other definitions, pussy whipped is when you sprung high as hell off the pussy, you desert everything for the pussy and live for the pussy. Pussy so good you willing to take all her shit just to keep it to your self. It is often associated with the effects of crack use. its just so addictive to you, you cant leave it alone. Warning, being called pussy whipped can also mean that you are a bitch nigga.

Boy 1- Ay G you wanna hit up the block later?
Boy 2- Naw i'ma pass my girl want me to plant tulips with her.
Boy 1- Word G? She got you planting flowers and shit?!
Boy 2- Yeah thats my boo.
Boy 1- Nah nigga you just pussy whipped.
*In both sense of the word.

by KWizzy18 March 13, 2009

Shit Whisper

When one passes gas while holding a stool in their anal cavity.

-"Man, did you shit on yourself?"

-"No, I'm about to though. I've got a bad case of the shit whispers."

by Colby Rountree August 31, 2004

whimpster

A man who uses his own insecurity to get women.

The moment you get a whimpster in bed you will usually experience the following: two minutes of thrusting, a crying session, then he's sound asleep.

by Patrick Tescher January 24, 2005

Pussy Whipped

A man with no balls or backbone that has a super high maintenance girlfriend or wife. The majority of newly married men are considered to be severely pussy whipped.

Can't make decisions without asking her and nothing ever goes his way. Most of his friends have disowned him and openly mock him.

Jim - "Yo Jerry, I have tickets for the Browns and Steelers game"

Jerry - "Uh, ah, uh I have to ask Mindy if I can go. Just a minute." Silence then loud screaming in the background.

Jerry - "Sorry, but Mindy wants me to go to the arts and craft show this weekend"

Jim - "You dickless pussy whipped sack of shit. Tell the bitch your going"

Jerry - "I can't do that! You don't understand"

by glum68 October 8, 2008