vapor politics

Viagrated political rhetoric found totally missing after a cursory double-o.

“He doesn’t have a chance.”

“What? You been ripping the bong dude? He'll win the nomination and the election because the average voting American can't detect vapor politics even when it's blowing their skirt.”

by Ur Daddie February 22, 2008

vapor locked

whe a woman has all her holes plogd by dics

she got vapor locked by three duddes last night

by jose leland November 23, 2003

E-vaporate

When someone you are having a relationship (of sorts)with online disappears without trace

Are you still chatting to that guy in New York?
Him? Nah, he E-vaporated about 3 months ago; I'm now dating someone at work.

by JanBlog August 17, 2008

catch the vapors

to get smoked or schooled by someone.

You gonna be catching the vapors in your riced-out piece of shit while I smoke you in my Mazda RX7.

by Nick D May 28, 2003

Darth Vapor

A Darth Vader Mask with an integrated vaporizer. Especially useful at Comic Conventions and near Halloween.

Hey did you see the guy in the Darth Vapor Costume?

by VprBro March 05, 2012

out like the vapors

Leaving a place relatively quickly.

When Louie's beer shits started acting up in the middle of math class, he realized he'd better be out like the vapors to save himself from the biggest embarrassment of his life.

"I don't wanna rape ya, I just want the paper
The Visa, capisce? I'm out like the vapors."
-Notorious B.I.G., "Dead Wrong"

by Nick D February 10, 2004

Vapor Poo

1. Vapor emitted from one's anus. Also known as a fart. Highly offensive, and highly dangerous.

2. A cute nickname for the pokemon Vaporeon

1. Todd made a vapor poo that was so bad my dog couldn't even handle it... so he died.

2. Ew will! I know you're just a dog but please don't vapor poo on top of me...ok?

3. I choose you, Vapor Poo!

by arseniur31 July 29, 2009