Transformer Fart

When you think you have to fart only to realize that there is more than meets the eye; consequently you end up shitting yourself.

Guy A: "Steve had to go home because he shit his pants"
Guy B: "Dude that sucks...is he sick?"
Guy A: "No man....transformer fart"

by axialresponse October 9, 2010

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Transformer

a Transexual person. It looks like a beautiful woman from afar but up close transforms to a man.

Guy 1: Holy crap dude..I had a scary experiance last nite.

Guy 2: Dude what happened?

Guy 1: I saw this really hot chick at the bar, we drank a few beers and things started getting kinda hot and heavy..so we went to her place and.....

Guy 2: and what happened dude....

Guy 1: It turned out she was a TRANSFORMER!!...so I got the hell outta there scared shitless...

Guy 2: DUDE!!! you didn't have to run...I wasn't gonna hurt you....

by ArchangelG October 16, 2010

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ok transformer

A quote originating from a Bartz legend named Shemmy. Other aliases include: Woops, Casey, Jerome, Shem, Yee, Sheminator, Messiah, Noah's son, and of course.. God. Used to explain a circumstance relating to Bartz being better than Kain (Lineage 2 Servers).

Elvithril- "lol bartz"

Shemmy- "ok transformer"

by Casey Jerome May 16, 2006

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Internal Transport Communicator

This is another description of a trolley boy. When still at college I collected trolleys for a large supermarket, and this was the job description for that job.
To make sure that the customers have access to a trolley if they require one.

Quintin: Great news everyone, I got a new job today at the supermarket!
Sammie: Thats great! What job is it?
Quintin: I'm an Internal Transport Communicator!
Sammie: Sounds important, how would people shop without a trolley? I'm so proud of you!

by Paul Fleming July 10, 2006

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