Masterbate until your shlong has turned a pinkish red color. Now, anally slam your partner against a wall. When she screams, release your penis from her pussy. Now, allow her to enjoy sucking your cock while reciting the ABC's.
by dbakizzle January 13, 2009
Get the Ragin' Torpedo mug.A gigantic piece of turd that you let out in a public or private pool and sinks into the bottom of the pool.
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Get the Turd Torpedo mug.A self caused cockblock, with so much blocking power, it can only be caused by a major act of stupidity; Brought upon by themselves with good intentions for the receiver, but ended up bitting them in the ass. SPTC for short.
Guy 1: "Ha! That creeper just asked the hottest girl at university for nude photos via text!"
Guy 2: "He's got major Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock now; He's never getting laid."
Guy 2: "He's got major Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock now; He's never getting laid."
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-Are all related by blood, unless brought into the clan by one of the original Tompsett's (This is done through the slaying of a clam and a needle and thread.)
-Know for there whit, humor, outrageous acts in social situations and rolling skills.
-Are all related by blood, unless brought into the clan by one of the original Tompsett's (This is done through the slaying of a clam and a needle and thread.)
-Know for there whit, humor, outrageous acts in social situations and rolling skills.
Did you see that kid wearing silver pants last night? Man, he was pullin' a straight Tompsett right there.
by Pacy Erwin April 1, 2009
Get the Tompsett mug.Jim: The stupid dog I was pet sitting swallowed a sock.
Steve: Really? What happened?
Jim: I took him to the vet and just before they were going to operate he shit the sock out at super speed.
Steve: Like a fecal torpedo?
Jim: Exactly.
Rob: How was lunch at the Chinese/Indian buffet place?
Lou: It was ok but half an hour later I had a fecal torpedo in stall #2
Steve: Really? What happened?
Jim: I took him to the vet and just before they were going to operate he shit the sock out at super speed.
Steve: Like a fecal torpedo?
Jim: Exactly.
Rob: How was lunch at the Chinese/Indian buffet place?
Lou: It was ok but half an hour later I had a fecal torpedo in stall #2
by Lou_III January 30, 2009
Get the fecal torpedo mug.The act of taking a shit in any body of water and guiding your fresh turd (henceforth referred to as the torpedo) to your friends swimming nearby, be it by natural currents or human motion. You position yourself upstream, take a squatting position and spread your butt cheeks to launch the warhead. As the guidance system locks in on your target, you then start the countdown sequence: “3, 2, 1, fire!” If your brown torpedo hits one of your friends and triggers its toxic cargo, you then shout “I’ve sunk your battleship!”
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