taper

A device used to stretch piercings. It is small on one end and gradually increases in size until it reaches the proper gauge.

When going from a 4G to a 2G, I used an acrylic taper and some lubricating oil.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Topeka Transit

When two men interlock buttholes, rim to rim, and pass a shit log from one man to the other.

two gay men passing body movements through there ass. this is called the Topeka Transit

by BPCC October 1, 2010

pain tolerance

one's level of perception of pain.

someone with an average pain tolerance who gets a pressure point squeezed might yelp with pain. someone with a high pain tolerance who gets the same thing done to them might turn to the squeezer and ask them what they where doing.while someone with a low pain tolerance may scream outright.

by Estevan Sanchezi October 26, 2006

Love and Tolerate

Love and Tolerate is a term commonly used by Bronies ( the older male group of people who watch My little pony: friendship is magic) as a way to show contempt. It is often used in places where violent terms would normally be used.

" I'm going to love and tolerate the Shit out of you!"

" Don't hate, love and Tolerate"

by Dddrgn December 31, 2011

sotally tober

An overused saying which is supposed to mean "totally sober", although when said this way, it is meant to give people the impression that you are not only drunk (that's why you're slurring your words), but also witty enough to use such clever irony even in your inebriated state. This saying, however, generally misses its mark and instead sounds similar to "I SUCK!" to most people.

Eugene: "I just drank 15 beers, but I'm SOTALLY TOBER!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
John: "Ha. We've got a real tough guy here! Someone get him the badass hat!"
Eugene: "Yeah!!! I'm a badass and you all know it!!!"
John: "You are one pathetic loser."

by Nick D July 12, 2004

Tomer

Two Definitions:

The Under-exaggerated Definition: One of the Hottest Jews in existence. One Being near perfect to g-d.

The most accurate definition: The hottest, sexiest, perfect, intellectual, wisest of them all. One who is above the laws and the ten commandments.

I'm no tomer, but I'm not ugly.

TOMER CHRIST!!! You shot me in the foot!!!

Shut up you tomertistical bastard. You are not tomer, and will never be one!

As top models, you have to perfect yourself Tomer Status.

by Tomer Stalker January 21, 2009

Topeka

The Kansas town that Superman's childhood home, Smallville, was based on.

Metropolis = New York City
Smallville = Topeka

If you're driving from the east coast to Denver the LAST place you can stop and get Starbucks and some CDs from Best Buy before driving several plus hours through wheat, cows, corn, dry grass and more grass. Then more grass.

by Clark Kent April 14, 2005