today years old

A fancy way of saying that you just did or learned something for the first time today.

I was today years old when I found out that it's called duck tape and not duct tape.

He finally lost his virginity when he was today years old.

by BornBlitzed September 7, 2018

Today years old

A millennial way of saying "recently"

I was today years old when i kissed a girl. Guess what? She liked it

by Johnny Doeb February 11, 2023

I Jimined today

I was late today

The BTS way of saying you were late

Boy: bro where were you?
Boy: sorry! I jimined today!
Boy: whatever

by 1Tacocat1 December 16, 2022

Kiss someone today

14th of November you must kiss someone but secretly without other people knowing :)

Hey you , guess what day it is ?
Yes the 14th of November which is ?
KISS SOMEONE TODAY day !!

by Johnyyy17 November 12, 2019

sucking todays dick

as used in pineapple express - to continue your day get shit done.

guy1: whats up
guy2: nothing much just sucking todays dick!

by deeeeezzzzzzzzz April 1, 2010

Today years old

A phrase grown adults who haven’t lost their virginity yet and still live in their parent’s basement say when they heard something on the internet that usually isn’t true.

I was today years old when I learned that guitar strings are actually made for cutting cheese cubes.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 5, 2023

day before today

yesterday

yo i was smashin my chick the day before today.

by mrELsenor February 20, 2011