Slow Getter Upper

A person or animal who slowly gets up in the morning.

Jo is a Slow Getter Upper.

by SmokeyThief July 18, 2024

Duffle getter

An individual who makes duffle bags full of money from selling and distributing “controlled substances” without a pharmacist license.

I’m a duffle getter and local trap house star..

by MariaTheTrapStar December 13, 2020

Ho getter

A female who one can employ to engage in combat with another female. Ho getters are essential to men because they are not permitted to physically assault a female (aka slappin a bitch) even when she may deserve it.

Taken from Ludacris' verse in "Livin the life"

"Just hired two dykes to be my ho getters"

"Can you believe my ex keyed my car? Fucking bitch...I'm calling my ho getter"

"You divorced me in my off peak NFL years and decided to date another man and let him drive the car I bought you?! I would get my ho getter, but I might just have to kill you"

by Wiggles in paris February 08, 2012

Monogamous Getter Somer

One who is getting some from another exclusivley without being in a relationship.

Friend 1 - We are taking it slowly
Friend 2 - Sure, and it doesn't hurt that your getting

some EVERY night.
Friend 1 - Hey but at least I'm a Monogamous Getter Somer

by Negative Nate May 04, 2011

Hoe Getter

An object or action that attracts women of lower values and morals

I got this hoe getter apartment so we don’t have to go looking for skanks anymore. They will come to us ....

by Ttommytt December 25, 2018

Gal Getter

After shave or cologne.

Son, you better take it easy with that gal getter. A little dab will do.

by LittleDude24 May 31, 2025

Clout Getter

Spedest nigga alive (associated with Speedy Gonzalez)

Boy 1: aye have u hear of clout getter?
Boy 2: yea that nigga sped!

by Nrgy Boss December 28, 2019