Printer

When you see a really fit guy (or girl) and want to tell your friends without the attractive person knowing

Have you seen the printer over by the salad?

by PizzaSlut338 June 21, 2016

Printer

a device that always fails when you need it the most , used to transfer information to paper.

"hey did you print that Very Important note?" "Sorry my printer broke. :("

by nootnootforever October 10, 2022

Looking for girls with printers

When men on dating sites are looking for woman to have sex and have a kid with.

The women is referred to as a printer because men give her the ink (sperm) and it 'prints' kids.

(On Tinder profile)

Looking for girls with printers.

by AYAUS August 25, 2021

i put it in the printer

i ate it

dude that pizza last night? i put it in the printer.

by gordontuous November 14, 2022

Printer

Woman capable of having kids

"looking for girls with printers"

by Abc27cg October 10, 2021

Throw her printer

To take a girls virginity

I'd love to Throw her printer

by Pokemon master grey April 27, 2016

Fax no printer

The likely derivative and more exclaimed version of the word "Fax." It means that what was said was fax, but not the type of fax that uses a printer. (As in it is true/facts)

Guy 1: "What he said was fax!"
Guy 2: "Fax no printer!"

by sekchu March 13, 2024