The Camden Method

Named in honor of the upstanding, Jesus-friendly family from the hit TV show 7th Heaven, it is the mark of truly bad acting.

Britney Spears employed the Camden Method in her film acting debut, Crossroads.

by kholiday February 3, 2006

rhythm method

A supposedly-effective/reliable means of avoiding pregnancy, this technique practically guarantees that you will "crank 'em out like an assembly line" on an even and regular basis!

Jim Bob Skullduggary and his wife practiced the rhythm method when they first started out to raise a family, and you see where THAT got them!

by QuacksO December 29, 2017

The Bauman Method

When one is to roll weed in a plant leaf due to lack of papers.

Guy 1 "Ayo I'm outta papers
Guy 2 "It's fine we will just use The Bauman Method"
Guy 1 "Isreal or Palastine?"

by CertifiedWordologist April 28, 2021

scribble method

The art of purposely writing with poor quality so the person grading it can not read it and you can not receive a bad grade.

Kevin: What you get on homework
Tim: 100
Kevin: You did it in 5 min before class though
Tim: I used the scribble method

by Ap World February 14, 2012

The Spoon Method

The act of taking a spoon while your on your period and scraping the inner lining of your uterus out, therefore mitigating the length of the mensturation cycle.

-"babe im on my period"
-"just use the spoon method"

by _.kirb._ December 30, 2020

chopstick method

a way of fishing letters out of your own mailbox after you've lost the key. It involves wrapping double sided tape around a chopstick and groping with it inside the mailbox.

Roommate 1: Dude, Jason lost the key again, how do I get my letter out?
Roommate 2: Just use the chopstick method.

by shimee September 23, 2013

heinz method

When you grip your penis with one hand and hit the tip like a bottle of ketchup!

Sambo used the Heinz method to masterbate his penis!!

by Buck nasty Bastad October 13, 2016